rob kardashianRob Kardashian is super happy about his sister Kim's pregnancy. But he juuuust couldn't help inserting a wee bit of judgy in his congratulations. While ringing in the New Year single guy-style at the CIROC Vodka New Year's Eve Countdown in Miami, he said, "I'm so proud of my sisters, but I'll be married before I have a baby."

ORLLY Rob? You're planning on getting pregnant someday? Fantastic, that'll make great reality TV. OH WAIT -- you mean you'll get married before you knock up some lady with your baby seeds. Riiight. I'm sure your sisters are very much feeling the love and acceptance right now.

Isn't that kind of obnoxious? I'll be married before I have a baby -- unlike my sisters, THOSE HARLOTS. Was anyone even asking him what his parenting plans were? I think the story of the day is Kim's pregnancy, not Rob's future children. So not only was his comment judgy, it was also kind of self-absorbed. (It's not lost on me that I am also being judgy in judging Rob for being judgy but whatever, move along, nothing to see here ...)

Take it from someone who has said a lot of stupid, insensitive things to her siblings, you really should be more sensitive and supportive. Three of my siblings conceived their children outside of wedlock. And you know what? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care. Now they're parents, and we have these amazing kids in our families, and what we all need most is love and acceptance. Not this holier-than-thou guff. I hope I never made such self-righteous remarks to my siblings, but if I did, I hope they forgive me for being an asshole.

So in conclusion, if someone asks you about your pregnant sister who is actually still technically married, just not to her baby-daddy, you say, "I'm so proud of my sister." FAST STOP. None of this "but I'll do her one better" business.

Do you think Rob's comments about getting married before having a baby were unkind?

 

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