So remember that one time Jennifer Aniston was pregnant? And that other time Jennifer Aniston was pregnant? And that OTHER time she was pregnant?? Except, of course, it turned out Jennifer Aniston WASN'T pregnant any of those times. Disappointments galore. (For us, I mean. Does Jennifer Aniston even want to be pregnant? Does it matter?! No, not a bit.)
Anyway, THIS time Jennifer Aniston really could be pregnant. Oh, stop humming "Won't Get Fooled Again" under your breath. THIS time we have all kinds of reasons to believe the 43-year-old actress is with child. At last! And here they are:
Six Reasons Why Jennifer Aniston Pregnancy Rumors Are Probably True This Time
1. Jennifer Aniston was recently spotted covering her stomach with a sweater on the way out of Barney's. Proof positive, that's all I have to say.
2. Aniston reportedly turned down margaritas at her very own party, opting for non-alcoholic beverages instead. Turned down margaritas?! Hello, Mr. Stork!
3. Aniston has now pulled out of two -- count 'em, two! -- upcoming films.
4. Aniston reportedly turned down sushi at her very own party, opting for non-sushi instead. Turned down sushi?! Hello, Mr. Stork!
5. Jennifer Aniston wore a coat. A big coat.
6. Aniston went to a spa for 4 hours. Presumably for some mama-to-be pampering, of course. AND she wore baggy clothes to said spa.
What do you think?
Is Jennifer Aniston really pregnant this time?
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