I don't know, you guys ... A lot of people have been talking about how Jessica Simpson is going to gain 7,432 pounds this pregnancy, since she hadn't lost all the baby weight from her first pregnancy, and since she didn't exactly have a "celebrity baby bump" last go round. But this photo of her at friend CaCee Cobb's wedding -- in a bridesmaid gown, no less -- may quiet those waiting for her to blow up. You guys, Jess looks fantastic. Yeah, yeah, she's got a bouquet of flowers in front of her, but still -- there's no denying, this mama looks good. And let's face it, that's not easy to do in a bridesmaid dress -- whether you're pregnant or not.
As of now, I only have one child, but from what everyone and their mother have told me: You get bigger a lot quicker the second time around. As my one friend eloquently put it: "Because your body is already f***ed." Lovely.
Anyway, if this is the case, Jess may be giving the public, who you know is collectively waiting for her to "get huge," a run for their money. Yes, black is slimming -- as are large objects strategically placed over midsections -- but the way this gown is made, with fabric gathered together in the middle, doesn't make it easy to look, um, small. In fact, I find these types of dresses to be have the least flattering kind of fit. (Nice thinking with the short sleeves, though.)
Basically, this is just a long-winded way of saying Jess looks great here -- and I'm not just talking about her voluptuous pregnant bod; the woman's glowing all around. Her hair; her makeup; everything. Congrats, Jessica. You look fantastic. And ... can I borrow that dress for the next time I'm pregnant? Cool, thanks, loveumeanit.
What do you think of Jess's bridesmaid look? Did you have a pregnant bridesmaid in your wedding?
Image via Jessica Simpson/Twitter