Pregnant Jessica Simpson Looks HOT in Bridesmaid Dress -- Drink It In, Haters (PHOTO)

jessica simpsonI don't know, you guys ... A lot of people have been talking about how Jessica Simpson is going to gain 7,432 pounds this pregnancy, since she hadn't lost all the baby weight from her first pregnancy, and since she didn't exactly have a "celebrity baby bump" last go round. But this photo of her at friend CaCee Cobb's wedding -- in a bridesmaid gown, no less -- may quiet those waiting for her to blow up. You guys, Jess looks fantastic. Yeah, yeah, she's got a bouquet of flowers in front of her, but still -- there's no denying, this mama looks good. And let's face it, that's not easy to do in a bridesmaid dress -- whether you're pregnant or not.

As of now, I only have one child, but from what everyone and their mother have told me: You get bigger a lot quicker the second time around. As my one friend eloquently put it: "Because your body is already f***ed." Lovely.

Anyway, if this is the case, Jess may be giving the public, who you know is collectively waiting for her to "get huge," a run for their money. Yes, black is slimming -- as are large objects strategically placed over midsections -- but the way this gown is made, with fabric gathered together in the middle, doesn't make it easy to look, um, small. In fact, I find these types of dresses to be have the least flattering kind of fit. (Nice thinking with the short sleeves, though.)

Basically, this is just a long-winded way of saying Jess looks great here -- and I'm not just talking about her voluptuous pregnant bod; the woman's glowing all around. Her hair; her makeup; everything. Congrats, Jessica. You look fantastic. And ... can I borrow that dress for the next time I'm pregnant? Cool, thanks, loveumeanit.

What do you think of Jess's bridesmaid look? Did you have a pregnant bridesmaid in your wedding?

 

Image via Jessica Simpson/Twitter

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NewMo... NewMomma.S

You do not get bigger quicker the second time around. Four months after I gave birth I got pregnant and I'm 6 1/2 months along now. I started out 50lbs over weight! As of my last check up I'm -6lbs. That's right I've lost and kept off weight and we're both healthy. Keep your mouth shut, as in don't give in to the cravings, and you'll be fine the second time around!! And! in my book I've lost an actual 20lbs because by now I should've gained about 15lbs. ;) See how that works? Lol

MomLi... MomLily67

Wow, she looks great, not pregnant at all. Big busted ladies, me being one of them, can look  "pregnant" if we use very loose tops, the fabric hangs from our breasts creating the illusion of a portruding belly.  People should stop monitoring everyone else's weight, bumps, post baby shape.

nonmember avatar Esther

She obviously doesn't look pregnant at all because she's using a large display of roses to hide her stomach. Look on Google. Other shots from this wedding show her swollen and her stomach is kinda inflated.

linzemae linzemae

her hair is to die for!

ImaSo... ImaSoulMom

I hope weight watchers learns that dopey hillbillies are a waste of money. Here comes 5 million dollars of buttered pop tarts.

Teri_25 Teri_25

NewMomma.S - She didn't mean you get bigger quicker the second time around with weight necessarily, she meant you will start to get a baby bump a lot sooner, and this is a proven fact. See below.


-Second-time moms usually "pop" faster than those expecting number one, and that's mainly because they're more relaxed.....in the musculature department, that is.  Laxer abdominals and looser uterine muscles (the result of stretching from your first load — inevitable even if you stayed in top shape during pregnancy and especially if you didn't) — give way faster....sometimes way faster.

Melissa List

The pregnancy hasn't been confirmed. I'm not convinced.

nonmember avatar magicdress

I gree with you that this black lace bridesmaid dresses not so good, any way,
Pregnant is a good thing, no matter whether it's a unexpected or not.

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