M necklaceAs much as I'd like to think otherwise, I know all too well that I'm not one of the cool kids these days. And it's not because I'm a 35-year-old mom who passed "cool" a long time ago -- it's because my name happens to be Mary, and the name Mary is just so 1977.

Don't believe me? Well, there's actually an entire article devoted to the decline in parents naming their baby girls Mary -- and it's pretty impressive, to say the least.

Since 1961, the number of people choosing Mary as a baby name has fallen by 94 percent. (Ninety-four percent, people!)

So, out of pure curiosity over why my own parents were so gung-ho about my name versus parents today, I went straight to the source and asked my mom why exactly they decided to go with that moniker for little old me.

And guess what folks? The Bible had nothing to do with it. Zip. Zero. Nada.

As it turns out, my parents were all about tradition and honoring both of their families, which is why I was given the first name Mary after my great-grandmother on my dad's side, and the middle name, Julia, after my great-grandmother on my mom's side. And in addition to wanting to pass on a family name to their first and only daughter, my parents chose my two great-grandmothers because they were strong women that they both admired.

And while I'm only one person in a sea of millions of Marys over the years, something tells me that the main reason parents today don't go the "Mary" route is because tradition isn't as important to them as it was to earlier generations. Forget the ancestors, it's all about choosing something one-of-a-kind nowadays. (Gah.)

People want to give their kid a name that no other kid has because they want the name to be cool, unique, special, or all of the above. And while thinking outside the box is definitely not a bad thing, it does seem a little bit sad that there are so many good "older" names that aren't being recycled as often anymore.

But I've got a plan to bring 'em back -- and it all starts with Kate Middleton's baby. She and Prince William are pretty traditional, so odds are good that they'll give their son or daughter a traditional English name. And they'll most likely call their child something that honors the royal family and their country in some way, so odds are good they'll wind up with a Victoria, an Elizabeth, or a William or Charles.

Wait a minute -- maybe they should go back a little further and pay homage to Queen Mary of England if they are blessed with a daughter.

Yeah, that would bring my name right back up to cool status for sure.

Are you planning on giving your baby a unique or more traditional name?

 

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