If Your OB/GYN Isn't in Love With You & Your Vagina, Find One That Is

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flowerThe vagina. It's like a sensitive flower. It will open up if you sing lovely songs to it and show it a little sunshiny happiness, but if you get all cold and dreary, it will basically shun you. This goes for sex of course (flowers like vaginas love to be wet), but also for birth and during your whole pregnancy. When we ladies are pregnant, our vaginas should be praised -- it's like the doorway to life, the passage to the secrets of continuing the human race. Everyone should love vaginas. Especially your OB/GYN

When Ina May Gaskin said that doctors should tell their pregnant patients that they have the best vagina they ever saw in Birth Story: Ina May Gaskin and the Farm Midwives, she was right. Think about what would happen if your doctor told you that. You would laugh. Your guard would be down. You'd relax. This is exactly the type of doctor/patient relationship we should have.

The whole doctor exam situation can be quite nerve-wracking. Even before you get to the office.

First we worry about the state of our vagina. Even when pregnant. Is it too hairy? Maybe shaving will help. But pregnancy belly can get in the way of maintenance. How does she smell? "She" meaning vagina. Doctor day should most definitely be a shower day. So much to worry about!

Then you (and your vagina) get to the exam room and what happens? It's cold in there! Or maybe it's too hot and then even your vagina is sweating! And you have to strip naked, essentially presenting your vagina to the doctor while you put your feet in stirrups and wait for some cold fingers to poke around. If your doctor isn't friendly -- doesn't do the whole, Hello! And hello beautiful vagina! Great to see you both today! -- then your vagina isn't going to be welcoming. She's going to clam up. Clam and vagina do not belong in the same sentence together. This is a sign. Your vagina needs to love your doctor. She, your vagina, should be calm and welcoming to your doctor. And your doctor should love your vagina. And make your vagina calm and feel loved. This relationship is imperative for you to have the best birth possible. 

You want a doctor who loves their job -- and if they are an OB/GYN, loving vaginas and women and the birth process should part of their job. It's kind of just like when you go to your favorite restaurant and the server is rude -- very rude. It ruins the whole meal. Your doctor is providing a service. That service should be with a smile. Being able to communicate well with your doc and feeling like you can talk to him or her about whatever concerns, issues, and hopes you have about your birth and pregnancy is key. There should be kindness and laughter -- having a baby is one of the most incredible things that will happen in your life, and your doctor should be on board with the happy. Because when it's time to birth the baby, you want to be relaxed and joyful, and you want your vagina to be as well. Laugh that baby out. Best natural release of oxytocin ever. I'm even going to go as far as to say that happy and relaxed mamas-to-be and happy and relaxed OB/GYNs would probably mean a decrease in the use of Pitocin. Because our bodies will be producing our own natural oxytocin.

If your doctor doesn't show care, concern, and love for you and your lady parts, it's time to find a new doctor.

Have you changed doctors because you didn't like how he/she was treating you? Do you think the doctor/patient relationship is important particularly when it comes to birth?


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nonmember avatar sarah

If my doctor said that to me, I'd run. A doctor should be professional and informative, NOT compliment me on my vagina. I have a great relationship with my OB/GYN, and I could care less what he thinks about my vagina. His job is to keep me healthy, not pamper my self esteem.

xiolxuo xiolxuo

This article was just silly and can't be taken seriously..

femal... femaleMIKE

vagina monologue?

nonmember avatar Frank

If my wifes gyn told her he was "in love" with her vagina, I would punch him out.

OoOJa... OoOJanisOoO

I'm with Sarah. I just want an OB/GYN that listens to me and doesn't dismiss my concerns. I really don't want compliments on my vaginia.

nonmember avatar Randi

I believe you just wrote the OB/GYN manual on 'How to Generate a Sexual Harassment Lawsuit in Just One Visit!'

fleur... fleurdelys3110

I would be FREAKED OUT if my gyno ever complimented my vagina. The most he has to do is make small talk to make me feel comfortable.

CPN322 CPN322

I do think it is important. I'm really thankful to have found the OBGYN I have now. He and his nurse are amazing. I used to always cry(ugh) at the beginning of ever visit and would get embarassed because I legitmately could not help it. When I started going to my doc now, they would tell me funny stories of people reacting way worse than the few tears I shed. They do always talk with me, joke with me, and have actually told me it looks good down there to ease my mind when I asked but I'm not sure how I'd feel if he started to genuinly compliment my vagina or call it beautiful. I think that would make me quite uncomfortable. Actually, I'm positive that would make me quite uncomfortable.

curly... curlygirl31

The first paragraph just creeped me out!

MomLi... MomLily67

mmhhh, while I feel very comfortable with my ob/gyn, and I want to thinks fondly of vaginas, it would be weird if he ever said " love my vagina".... He has said it's healthy, clean, in top condition, which is what I want to hear. He treats is with respect and is considerate of it's  delicate nature.  Always warns me when about to start checking so I don't get startled. I think the key is respect and consideration.

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