Surprise, according to Star magazine, reliable source that they are, Mila Kunis is pregnant. Why do we care? We don’t. But first of all, you have to admit that the spawn of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher would be a beautiful baby. I’m just saying.
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But you’ve got to think the timing of this rumor is just too convenient. Demi is about to turn 50 this weekend. Can you imagine, if this rumor is true, Ashton Kutcher having to break it to her that he knocked up his girlfriend? You know, Mila Kunis, the younger and slightly less crazy version of Demi? Seems a little dangerous to me.
I’ve got nothing against Demi. She rocks but she did go a little batshit crazy this year and she’s having a bit of a midlife crisis. Either way, I don’t think I’d want to be the one raining on Demi’s birthday parade. She looks like she could kick some serious ass and not even get a hair out of place. Mila and Ashton wouldn’t know what hit them.
Of course, if it's true (which I kind of hope it is), I’d really love to see Demi move on and find herself a more mature man, someone more her equal in life and in the industry. If Ashton and Mila were pregnant, that’s a surefire way that Demi would move on.
Too bad Bruce Willis is taken now. Bruce, can you at least go give Demi a hug? She needs one and maybe give Ashton some pointers on how to break the bad news to Demi?
By the way, Mila has denied the baby bump rumor, but she’s not said much on the whole marriage rumor. I think it would be awesome if Kelso and Jackie got married and had a baby. Of course, I can’t wait to see how the fabulous Demi rocks out 50 too.
What do you think?
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Oh and to "mrs hummus" one day you're going to be 50 and someone is going to be laughing (albeit not so obviously) at YOUR ancient face!
Ashton Kutcher is a giant goober, but he would probably make some pretty babies. I've wondered if he ever wanted kids and how that was going to play out with his common law thing with Demi Moore. I guess now we know.
Break what news to Demi, their relationship/fake marriage has long been over!
Thank you soooo very much TexasGirl.....It's obvious that "mrs hummus" doesn't have a clue & that life sometimes can throw you through a loop & even the most sane person has their moments that they aren't proud of - um, I think that's what makes us human. But anyways, what do I know I'm just some "old woman" who doesn't know what she's talking about.
Oh, & just because they are an attractive pair doesn't mean an attractive baby....just sayin'
thank you kav. Personally I don't find either of them that attractive. But regardless there are no guarantees on the beauty of their offspring.
Why would he have to break it to her? They're not in a relationship anymore.
Have any of you ever loved an addict? It is freakin' crazy! I don't blame Ashton at all for what he did. Demi going crazy probably has more to do with the drugs she was using, that from what Ashton did. That said, I do like Demi. I hope she has her life together now and does well. She's a stunning woman, especially for her age. I also like Ashton and Mila. I wish them the best wether she's pregnant or not.
I'm with Khaleesi, they aren't together anymore, they don't owe each other anything. He doesn't have to tell her squat.