Gisele Bundchen's Pregnant Bikini Bod Will Have You Guzzling Wheat Grass Smoothies (PHOTO)

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Gisele Bundchen. Pregnant. I know.
Hi. How ya doin'? You pregnant? Ooh, congrats! I was just a short while ago! Such a precious time! Baby kicks; picking out Aden + Anais baby blankets; leggings ad nauseum. Yeah, I know. That last part isn't fun. Nobody loves being swollen and wider and flabbier than usual. Especially not Gisele Bunchen -- who hates it when pregnant women think they can turn themselves into "human garbage disposals." Which is why she looks pretty much the same as she normally does -- only pregnant. As TMZ brilliantly put it: She's pregnant in the front, party in the back. A little crass? Sure. But you get the idea.

Seriously, moms-to-be, if you're having an "unattractive day", you might want to close your eyes. Hell, I'm not even pregnant anymore and I'm jealous of this smokin' hot mama!

I'm just going to say it: What the hell is going on here? I mean, does this woman seriously look like this? I happen to think pregnant women are incredibly beautiful and sexy as is, but this is ridiculous. This is literally the most in-shape pregnant woman I've ever laid eyes on. It's actually ... inspiring.

The next time I get pregnant, I'm going to work out every single day -- despite the fact that I have one child already and a full-time job. I'm going to only eat the finest, freshest foods, no matter how much it makes my bank account suffer. Smoothies with coconut oil, chia seeds, wheat grass, and eye of newt every day for me, thankyouverymuch. Designer maternity bathing suit (is that even a maternity bathing suit)? Check. Massages and acupuncture and reiki and yoga and meditation every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday -- you bet. And of course, my doula, assistant, and spiritual consultant will be by me every step of the way. Oh, and I want a facial on the third of every month.

Boom, done. The Bundchen Method. I'm in. I don't know why I didn't think of this last time around! Seems like a no-brainer.

What did you do to stay healthy during your pregnancy?


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Maias... MaiasMommy619

Apparently nothing cuz I didn't look like her! Lol

nonmember avatar Kayleigh

Some women are just "lucky" IMO. I ate like crap with my first baby and gained around 34 lbs with her. With my second I actually excercised reguarly, ate heathy,and still gained around 32 lbs with him. I sure didn't look like that, but thats also not how my body looks pre pregnancy either. I'm not a 6 ft tall model with a small frame. Can't hate on her(too much lol) but not everyone looks like this pregnant.

nonmember avatar Miles

Aden and Anais products are the best! Just had to share my new found love for their stuff.

ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

I don't know how the author can call get inspiring. She's snotty, rude, and opinionated. Not to mention the fact that looking like her is not realistic for 95% of the female population. Even when not pregnant.

Miriam Kennedy

 Lots and lots of walking,exercising, eating carefully and putting taking care of my body and my baby as my number one priority. I find this woman inspiring too and although I never have and never will look anything like she does, I actually relate a lot more to her than I do with her haters. 

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