gisele bundchen
Gisele Bundchen. Pregnant. I know.
Hi. How ya doin'? You pregnant? Ooh, congrats! I was just a short while ago! Such a precious time! Baby kicks; picking out Aden + Anais baby blankets; leggings ad nauseum. Yeah, I know. That last part isn't fun. Nobody loves being swollen and wider and flabbier than usual. Especially not Gisele Bunchen -- who hates it when pregnant women think they can turn themselves into "human garbage disposals." Which is why she looks pretty much the same as she normally does -- only pregnant. As TMZ brilliantly put it: She's pregnant in the front, party in the back. A little crass? Sure. But you get the idea.

Seriously, moms-to-be, if you're having an "unattractive day", you might want to close your eyes. Hell, I'm not even pregnant anymore and I'm jealous of this smokin' hot mama!

I'm just going to say it: What the hell is going on here? I mean, does this woman seriously look like this? I happen to think pregnant women are incredibly beautiful and sexy as is, but this is ridiculous. This is literally the most in-shape pregnant woman I've ever laid eyes on. It's actually ... inspiring.

The next time I get pregnant, I'm going to work out every single day -- despite the fact that I have one child already and a full-time job. I'm going to only eat the finest, freshest foods, no matter how much it makes my bank account suffer. Smoothies with coconut oil, chia seeds, wheat grass, and eye of newt every day for me, thankyouverymuch. Designer maternity bathing suit (is that even a maternity bathing suit)? Check. Massages and acupuncture and reiki and yoga and meditation every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday -- you bet. And of course, my doula, assistant, and spiritual consultant will be by me every step of the way. Oh, and I want a facial on the third of every month.

Boom, done. The Bundchen Method. I'm in. I don't know why I didn't think of this last time around! Seems like a no-brainer.

What did you do to stay healthy during your pregnancy?

 

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