Be honest -- have you ever looked at a famous actor or professional athlete or other celebrity and thought, "Damn. I'd really like to have his baby?"
Well, believe it or not, getting pregnant by an A-lister may actually be more probable than you think. Because a new celebrity sperm donor service is getting ready to launch in the U.K. -- and for a price, you can be inseminated with the sperm of a baby daddy that most women only dream of procreating with.
No, this is not a joke. Fame Daddy is very real (you really can't make something like this up), and there are already about 40 famous dudes on the list of interested donors. (Get outta town!)
And while Fame Daddy hasn't (ahem) collected any samples as of yet, I guess we can expect the "offerings" to start fairly soon, because the service is set to open in February.
According to Fame Daddy's chief executive, Dan Richards:
Our aim is to provide excellent levels of medical care in a supportive and nurturing environment. We will offer a range of top quality celebrity surrogate fathers whose contributions are exclusively available at our fertility clinic. Whether it is talent on the stage or pitch, having a world beating voice, or just being very beautiful, Fame Daddy will have the perfect celebrity surrogate daddy.
OMG!!! Is anyone else absolutely dying over how crazy, yet at the same time kind of appealing, this whole concept sounds?
I'm not gonna lie, I've said time and time again that I'm done having kids, but if I were ever offered the chance to have Ben Affleck's baby, I seriously doubt I'd be able to refuse. (Even Jennifer Garner admits he's got some seriously amazing sperm.)
And in addition to actors, the service will also allow future moms-to-be to choose their baby daddy from a pool of musicians, professional athletes, and businessmen.
Hmm. It's pretty tough not to be a little curious as to who is included in the 40 famous men who are already interested.
As far as dream baby daddies go, somehow I'm guessing these names would be require multiple samples to be stored at any given point in time.
Actors: Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson, George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper
Athletes: David Beckham (OMG!!), Tom Brady, Tim Tebow (but he'd never give up his seed), A-Rod, Ryan Lochte
Musicians: Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, Rob Thomas, and then you have the legends like Paul McCartney, Elton John, Mick Jagger, Steven Tyler, etc.
Of course, there is a catch -- because while women will be able to select their category of celebrity, they can't pick the sperm of the actual celebrity dad they want. Donors are guaranteed anonymity, and they release all rights to the future child upon giving their sample. And oh yeah, I'm sure there's some sort of waiver the women have to sign saying they won't sue for child support down the road or anything like that. (But you know someone will try and pull it off.)
Just for fun, there's a quiz on the Fame Daddy website where you can find out who your perfect donor is. (Duh, of course I took it. Apparently Prince William and I are a perfect match. Sorry Kate -- I'm after a piece of your man.)
If you could choose any celebrity sperm donor, who would it be and why?
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