Adele's pregnancy came as such a huge surprise, but I think it's safe to say everyone is pretty excited to see whether or not her baby inherits his or her famous mama's incredible set of pipes.
But while I'm sure she'll be thrilled if her little one winds up being able to belt it out in grand fashion just like she does -- the singer is fairly worried about her baby picking up one of her bad habits. And that's why in preparation for the arrival of her baby in September, Adele has vowed to give up swearing altogether.
And all I can say is, what the fu&% is she thinking? Doesn't she realize that this is one of the last times in her life when she doesn't have to worry about dropping f-bombs without her child imitating her?
Supposedly she thinks that her unborn baby is going to hear her muttering curse words under her breath and somehow pick them up in utero, and come out in the delivery room swearing like a sailor or something like that. But the truth is that the sounds a baby hears in the womb are honestly nothing more than muffled noises, so she ought to just go ahead and let loose and say whatever the hell she wants while she still can.
Because after that baby arrives, everything kind of goes in the crapper as far as being able to innocently swear goes. Yeah, yeah -- the first year really isn't all that big of deal as far as letting an occasional bad word slip out. But after her little one gets talking? That's when she's going to have to really be conscious of what she says -- because toddlers can't resist blurting out something they heard their mom say at the most inopportune time.
(Go ahead -- ask me about the time my son piped up from the back seat at around 2 1/2 years old and said, "Why is (so-and-so) a bitch, Mommy?" I dare you.)
There will be plenty of things Adele will be forced to give up after having this baby, so for the time being, she really ought to just relax and enjoy pregnancy, and all of the unexpected perks that go along with it. And if she spits out a dirty word here and there? Nobody's going to give a rat's ass.
Check out this video clip to see what else Adele is doing to get ready for the birth of her baby.
Have you stopped swearing since you became pregnant?
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I guess let the judging begin. It takes a while to fully stop swearing, you have to constantly watch what you say around the little one. Even I think it's hard.
I swear all the time and have always had an open communication line with my daughter about "grown up words"....But that's not to say I drop the f-bomb 5 times in one sentence. I can, however get away with the occasional "damnit" or "shit" without fear of her repeating me. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones.
I LOVE Adele but she has a big time potty mouth. I think it's commendable that she wants to change so her baby doesn't pick up that bad habit.
If she really wants to stop, she might as well start trying now. Habits aren't easy to break and it won't happen overnight!
Is this article seriously bashing someone who is trying to break bad habits for their children?? That's messed up.
well good for her .. a baby don't need to hear trash talk anyways