Now that she's expecting her own little meatball, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi has cut out the hard partying. That's right! No waking up with her face in a trash can or showing her hoo-ha on the dance floor ... at least until she delivers!
Some motherly instincts are even starting to peak through: "Preggers power!" she tweeted. "I'll cut a bitch if you mess with my baby!" I dig this new protective vibe, but she ain't no June Cleaver.
Here are 10 ridic Snooki-isms that make me doubt whether the pint-size partier is really ready to be a mom.
- “I’m kind of scared of baby monitors, because I believe in the paranormal, and I believe ghosts will come through it.”
- "Instead of life throwing me a curve ball, it threw me a spermball."
- “I read that your baby can feel your orgasm. What does he think it is? Does he see, like, rainbows and unicorns?”
- “When it’s not around me, I really don’t care, I could care less. But when I see my friends party, you know, stuff like that, I want to play too. So, if I see it, it sucks."
- “I’ll be having sex in my dream and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s, like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping.”
- "I want to wear, like, leopard shoes and a leopard gown -- like the hospital gowns that they have. I think that would be cute.” -- On her ideal delivery room outfit
- “The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”
- "I'm excited to be a MILF."
- "When my baby can hear sound, I'm gonna blast Dobenbeck, Ercola, Medina, Kaskade & Tiesto."
- "I had a dream I was in labor and my mom induced me with a shot in my shoulder. My old principal was my doctor. You know when you hold in a fart and it hurts? In my dream they were contractions."
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Do you think Snooki will be a good mom?
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I found the article amusing because of the quotes. She's funny :) I think she will be a great mom! Snooki is just a character. Nichole is a real person. Let's all try and remember that now.
I dont think any of these quotes show she will be a bad mom. How stupid.
i think she still has a lot of growing up to do
not all of these quotes are stupid, but having said that i really dont understand how people find entertainment in watching reality shows about people that are not special ina ny kind of way, except maybe they are dumb, or maybe semi good looking..like this snooki girl or kardshians..i dont get how they are famous, honestly.
I seriously agree.
childish
whatever. I listened to house music all throughout my pregnancy, it's what I like. I didn't blast it but i enjoyed it like normal. Now my 13 month old starts bopping his head & wiggling around when he hears music, but any type really! :D he's going to be a future dancer for sure! lol
...and the ignorance is seeping thru your pores!! that is the dumbest thing ever sooo just because she said sum funny shit shes not ready to be a mother =\... I could totally relate because I was scared shitless when I was prego.. I thought I was going to be a terrible mother I am EXTREMELY maternal, but I am a HUGE tomboy.. and to me the two just didnt go well together.. I said sum pretty crazy things too when I was prego... its called NERVES people have em sheesh.. P.S. Number 2 had me DYING!
I just do not like the girl. I think anyone who acts like an idoit on "reality" TV deserves whatever judgement may be passed upon her.
It's true that no one knows what they're getting into when they are moms-to-be. Most women want a beer, a cigarette, a joint, whatever, while they're pregnant. But they don't and that's great. I don't think Snooki is partying it up, so whatever she's craving seems normal. But that girl is completely retarded. If there was ever a woman who should not procreate, it's Snooki. At least she should have waited until she had success at AA, was sober for at least 5 years, and was able to take care of a plant and a pet first. She is just too stupid to breed. However, the good news is that she will probably not be raising her own kid - her parents or nanny will. So hope is not lost on that poor little baby. But Snooki will probably go on to do it again. Afterall, isn't that what irresponsible whores do? Good luck little baby. You're gonna need it.