Kiss Your Life Goodbye
"Hope you like getting your sleep now. You'll never have a night to sleep again" No shit. I've raised two of my three dogs and they still don't let me sleep through the whole night. Not to mention wake me up at 5 a.m. everyday ritually.
"When people see me reading a book or just relaxing: "Oh you better get in all your reading now because in a few months you aren't going to be able to do that anymore.' "