Just Really Bad
"Oh, that baby is so heavy to lift with you being pregnant (my 31 pound toddler). I had a miscarriage and blame it on lifting my toddler son." (said by a complete stranger)
"When I first told my co-workers that I was having twins, at 6 weeks, my boss goes, 'Well, its still early.' Gee, thanks, like I want to lose my babies."