Angelic Newborn Girl Casually Flips Dad Off (VIDEO)

LOL 12

baby giving fingerI have this vision of how things are going to go when it's time to deliver my baby. With a few swift pushes, I will birth my perfectly healthy baby girl and hear her comforting cry moments after she enters the world. Then, before scoring a 10 on the Apgar test, she will be placed on my chest for a bout of peaceful bonding, where she will sleep soundly, enjoying her new time with her mom and dad. And we'll all live happily ever after. The end. However, I realize that visions and/or "plans" when giving birth are laughable. You need to be able to roll with the punches. You need to be ready for your 15-minute-old daughter to flip you off.

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I present to you the gorgeous, angelic, beautiful newborn girl ... who casually gave her father the finger just moments after being born. Seriously, this is the funniest thing you will see all day. Check it out.

And there you have it, folks. We can all go home now. There won't be anything better on the Internet today.

More from The Stir: Laughing at Your Cursing Kid Doesn't Make You a Bad Mom

How hilarious is this? Was your birth as you envisioned it to be?

 

Image via tlund/YouTube

birth stories

12 Comments

To add a comment, please log in with

Use Your CafeMom Profile

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Comment As a Guest

Guest comments are moderated and will not appear immediately.

Bridg... Bridget1981

I love i!!!  We had that happen with my oldest whenever he was nursing.  Whichever hand was on top of my breast he was flipping people off with.  My husband took some pictures of it.  We used to joke that it was his way of saying 'back off people, these are mine!'

ldbc ldbc

Hilarious!

ashjo85 ashjo85

My daughter did that at a few weeks old. Hubs got a picture of it, and it's been his background pic on his phone for three years. :facepalm:. Boys.

miche... micheledo

My boys did that when they were born.  It's not that funny - not that big a deal.  I have pictures of at least one of them like that. 


But maybe it is just my perspective.  Where I lived in West Africa for a short time, that is the finger they used to point with (makes sense, it is the longest finger).

navyw... navywife0204

LOL!!  "get that camera out of my face dad, I've had a hell of a day!!" 

MomLi... MomLily67

OMG, she's 15 minutes old foing on  15!!!!  poor dad...


But many babies do it, they do, maybe as a warning, hahaha

Laura Shelton

OMG!!!! this is too funny and brings back so many memories. My Daughter is now 16 months old and when she for the first 2 months of her life she would do this.

proud... proud_mama_1208

My daughter did it all the time that's how she held onto things like her bottle i have a picture of it all :)

Casey Jarvis

My oldest did it and I didn't find it funny so I think it is mainly men that find it hilarious.

1-10 of 12 comments 12 Last
F