No one here at The Stir is saying Snooki is definitely pregnant. We just think she is. We have a whole room full of freelance forensics experts and dulas examining photos right now and we're expecting a conclusive statement any moment.
But in the meantime, let's talk about what Snooki should wear now that -- I mean, if -- she's pregnant. Because that tiny little body is going to get awfully round. That is, if she is indeed preggo. A woman Snooki's height is always in danger of resembling a beach ball when she gets pregnant. And a beach ball definitely belongs on Jersey Shore -- but that doesn't mean Snooki wants to be that ball.
Do you follow me? Let's look at some short lady maternity looks.
Okay, so here's the scoop:
So now let's take a look at some flattering maternity looks for you, Snooki.
What looks do you think Snooki should wear?
Image via Pacific Coast News
Classy! Like you're from Teaneck instead of the Shore. Which is probably why you'll never wear it. You hate this dress, don't you?