Wait a minute. Is Jennfier Aniston pregnant with twins, or is Angelina Jolie pregnant with twins? Ok, forget the twins -- is either one of them even preggo, period? I'm no idiot, but these rumors are getting harder and harder to keep straight. It's almost as if the media just can't resist trying to peg one of these gals as being knocked up. Huh. I wonder why on earth they'd do something like that?
It wouldn't be the shock of the century if either of them was actually expecting twins, but how bizarre would it be if both rumors turn out to be true and Jen and Angie are pregnant at the same time? OMG. Does anyone else see the beginning of what could be a totally beautiful friendship? Double twin pregnancies may be just the thing to mend all fences between these two and have them hugging it out like BFFs.
Here's how I see the whole reconciliation thing going down:
Both Jen and Angie obviously know that the other one is pregnant, and they finally run into each other on a random Tuesday while walking into Whole Foods. Angie smiles sheepishly at Jen, and then both of them burst into tears and vow to stop talking trash about each other and to forget the fact that they've shared a bed with the same man. And then they head into the store arm-in-arm and grab a decaf latte at the coffee bar, share a box of tissues, and talk about how they can't wait to set up play dates when their respective sets of twins arrive. They exchange cellphone numbers and Jen promises to call Angie the very next day.
Angie runs home and tells Brad about their emotional reunion, at which point he nods his head, and promptly fixes himself a stiff martini. Fast forward to the play dates after the twins are a few months old:
Jen and Angie sit comfortably on the patio furniture and chat and the babies giggle and coo and crawl around the yard while Maddox uses them as targets while playing with his toy guns. Brad and Justin hang by the outdoor kitchen and enjoy a little man time by throwing some burgers and hot dogs on the grill and knocking back a few beers. One big happy family.
All joking aside though, it really would be so fab to see these gals bury the hatchet for good. And if anything can make them call a final truce, it's a couple of growing baby bumps.
Do you think that Jen and Angie will ever end their feud?
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