'Things Pregnant Men Say' Will Make You Grateful to Be a Woman

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If beer and sausages were babies ...
Yes, we've heard pretty much everything everybody has to say at this point. But I'm quite certain we have yet to hear S%*t Pregnant Men Say. Huh? Obviously -- that's because men don't get pregnant.

Well, there was that one dude. (But I don't want to go there.) What really got us thinking about pregnant men was the Reddit page "If Beer and Sausages Were Babies," a hilarious photo collage send-up of dudes with pot bellies posed naked, preggers Demi Moore-style (you have got to check it out!).

What if men really did get pregnant? What kind of s*#t would they say??

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S#*t Pregnant Men Say:

"Dude. Morning sickness sucks. I haven't puked this much since that night we played Jagermeister Pong."

"Damn, you smell that? Since I got pregnant, my farts have been epic."

"You know what would be really good on this burrito? Onion rings."

"Does this Family Guy T-shirt make me look fat?"

"This kid is totally gonna be a ninja! I just got a wicked kick to the ribs."

"Thor would be an awesome name if we have a boy."

"You didn't give me a hug when I came in the door! What, am I so repulsive to you now?? Sob, sob."

"Super Bowl parties suck when you can't drink beer."

"Soon as I drop this kid, I'm gonna hit the gym, get my six-pack back."

"My back hasn't hurt this bad since we moved that couch into your fifth-floor walk-up."

Oh, I could go on all day -- but frankly, it's getting a little scary imagining a world of preggo dudes.

What do you think men would say if they got pregnant?

 

Image via Reddit

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