There was a rumor on the Internet today, albeit it was only for a brief moment in time, that stated that Snooki was pregnant. (She's not.) There were quotes from "sources" that said things like, "She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family," along with speculation that arose from recent tweets and Facebook postings from the Jersey Shore star. "I feel sick,” she wrote on Facebook on January 25, then later posted to Twitter: “Late night craving...yogurt hits the fricken spot!” Hence, the rumor mill started crankin' like crazy.
Of course, reports of Snooki's gestation were immediately followed with commentary on how it would be awful; how it would be the end of humanity as we know it (as if that didn't happen with the pilot of Jersey Shore); and how it would be an all-around terrible idea.
I, on the other hand, thought it would have been fun. A pint-sized version of the pint-sized star.
First of all, there's the fact that Jersey Shore has totally jumped the shark -- and no person over the age of 18 is going to save it. Yes, I'm looking at you, Deena. Maybe throwing a 6-month-old into the house with the gang would add a new dimension to the one-note show. Kind of like how Mason did for the Kardashian shows. And instead of watching Snooki et. al. GTL, we could watch her GTLP -- gym, tan, laundry, pump.
Second of all, you know our girl would be coming out with all sorts of crazy baby products. And I'm not talking about the la-di-da natural and organic kinds that Victoria's Secret models "invent," I'm talking really innovative stuff. The obvious one would be baby self-tanner. (Aw! Super tan babies are SO cute!) But I bet there'd be other ones, also. Stuff like, I don't know, baby eyeliner and, ooh, baby extensions! OMG, imagine a teeny-tiny baby with really long hair. Adorbs!
Then, of course, there would be the name Snooki gave her. (I feel like it would be a "her," you know?) She wouldn't give her some hippy-dippy random Hollywood name, she would keep it more real. But, like, real with a hint of trash. Maybe something like Bliss. Or Chablis.
And, come on, pregnant celebrities are just fun in general, right? I mean, who doesn't love monitoring a famous woman's growing baby bump? It's something to do. It's a way to pass the time. And there's not a doubt in my mind that Snooki would have made it fun.
Would you like it if Snooki was pregnant? What celeb would you love to see preggers?
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