Of course, it's just a rumor -- like they always are -- but word on the street is Jennifer Aniston is six months pregnant. Now, I'm not one to typically fall for tabloid fodder like this, but I've got to admit, this time it's really convincing.
The actress, who, come to think of it, has been keeping really low-pro lately, turned up for a screening for HBO's Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory recently looking, well, really pregnant. Apparently, she kept her oversized coat on the entire night, and if you'll look at the handy-dandy photo to your left, her midsection does sort of look ... buldgy. And not in a post-holiday, too-many-sugar-cookies kind of way. In a holy-s**t-Jennifer-Aniston-is-totally-pregnant kind of way. Could the moment we've all been waiting for have finally arrived?
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According to iron-clad source MTV UK, the actress has been spotted with a visible baby bump lately, and a friend of Aniston’s said: "She wouldn't have wanted to make a big deal but she must be so excited. If anyone ever asked if she was worried about running out of time, she'd reply, 'I'm absolutely having kids, there's not one doubt in my mind.'"
If this is true -- and dear God, please let it be -- Jennifer's not going to be able to hide the good news much longer. I'm currently almost seven months, and let me tell you, there is no more hiding. You can bust out the bulky coats and tunic tops for a few more weeks, then you're done, girl. Unless, of course, you wanted to wear a cape, in which Zara has some cute ones. But I digress.
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Even though it seems like the world is full-to-the-brim with pregnant celebrities -- or celebrities who have just given (a super lavish) birth -- Aniston would be the creme de la creme of all. The world has been waiting years for the former Friends star to get knocked up. And while I think she seems to be doing just fine without any children or a husband, it sure would be fun. I mean, seriously, when is a pregnant star, or a Hollywood baby, not? We live through you all vicariously, don't you know this already??? Dance monkeys dance!
Do you think Jennifer Aniston is pregnant?
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Seriously, who cares? She does not seem to have a lot of confidence. In herself, as far as men go anyway. She has so much to offer if she would just relax, be herself, LIVE her life and when she least expects it, the right guy will come along. BUT now I understand she is no longer with anyone, and pregnant? I don't know if she can do that alone. Then again, maybe it's what she needs. ANYWAY, Jennifer be good to yourself and your baby (if it's true) and it only takes one guy. (and NOT Brad, please. He was never right for you). . You need someone you can count on and who loves you as much as you love him.
Going by that photo, yeah she does.
Yep! She looks really preggers! I just hope that latest boyfriend appoligizes for being such an ass and proposes like she was hoping.