When it comes to the government getting involved in child rearing, I'm usually of the step-away-from-the-kid school of thought, but sometimes intervention is necessary for the sake of the kid. Take baby names for instance. While deciding what name to bestow upon one's child is a parent's right and privilege, when parents want to call their kid "Lucifer," they really should be stopped.
Some names are just stupid, but others are mean and really could border on some kind of mental abuse. In New Zealand, at least, the government is putting a stop to such nonsense. Currently, there are 102 names on the government's list of those it has rejected in the past two years, including Lucifer.
Others that haven't made the cut in New Zealand include names like: "89," "/" (Slash?), "Mr.," and "Messiah." All pretty good calls I'd say. Countries around the world have banned all sorts of names as well, most of which seem like merciful rulings. The problem, however, is that when you try to regulate names, there's huge room for interpretation in what's good taste.
It seems New Zealand has also rejected names that sound too much like titles such as: "Baron," "Bishop," "Duke," "General," "Judge," "Justice," "King," and "Knight." That seems a little too aggressive in my opinion. The council also balked at, though later accepted, names like "Fanny" and "Nevaeh" (heaven spelled backwards), which seems crazy as they're pretty popular names.
And I guess that's why even though I'd like to see some people stopped from giving their children ridiculous names, it seems more problematic to start determining what a ridiculous name actually is. I suppose a couple little Lucifers running around is a small price to pay for the freedom we have in this country to name our kids "Apple" and the like ... for those not named Lucifer at least.
Which baby names would you like to see outlawed? Do you think governments should outlaw certain names?
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It's not just ridiculous non-names either. Parents should have the good sense to refrain from giving their kids laughable names too. Why bother calling a kid Fanny when you can just right ahead and call them pussy or snatch, vagina on Sundays. If your last name is Wayne don't call your kid Bruce and if your last name is Parker then don't call him Peter. There are always times when you might get caught out later in life, look at that poor guy called Casey Antony who is getting those death threats, but if you can avoid giving a lousy name then you should.
I as a joke told eveyone when my son was born i was gonna name him Brock Lee Speir but i wouldent really do it cause i would not be that mean to him.
I can understand why in New Zealand---a Commonwealth country where Queen Elizabeth II is their Queen---would outlaw noble titles as first names.
There was once a really great Lake Wobegon story about a man named "Senator."
i named my son arret william heart: terra backwards for earth, will. i am, heart. so its earth's will, i am heart. i dunno, it is weird but its not that bad. he gets called eric a lot, so that sucks people will be messing his name up. his dad is arlo and people call him carlos. no matter your name kids will find a way to make fun of it, thats just life
@Lindsey.m.speir HAHAHA! That's awesome!
Slippery slope people....