Kim Zolciak Outdoes Mariah Carey for Most Awkward Pregnancy Portraits Ever

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Kim Zolciak and Kroy BierrmanTake a minute if you will and click over to PopEater to see the new nearly naked pregnancy portraits of Kim Zolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and her finance Kroy Biermann that appear in Life & Style Magazine. Then come back, and let's discuss.

Are you reeling? I have seen plenty of awkward pregnancy pictures, but Zolciak's might just be the worst of the bunch ever. They are so bizarre, I can't stop looking at them. At first I thought they were perhaps a joke, but apparently they're not an intentional one. The look on her face; the position of his head that looks like he's about to dive into her crotch; it's all just so AWFUL.

Also, these are for a professional magazine, so she had resources and supposed professionals at her disposal to avoid making her pictures look like some of the others floating about. Instead, they just look worse.

I totally blame Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon for these and for the many more that are to come.

If you recall, Cannon and Carey also took some really atrocious couple pregnancy pictures for OK! magazine before the birth of their twins.

Nick Cannon and Mariah CareyI KNEW this would happen. I knew everyone from Hollywood to Harper, Kansas, would start jumping on this trend. Zolciak's are only the beginning, and they're going to keep getting worse.

I get wanting to document this magical, incredible time in one's life, but I don't get doing it in such an awful awkward way and then putting it on the pages of magazines where unsuspecting eyes will be forever scarred by these visions. Some clothes would be a good start, some good taste even better.

Stop the trend now, people.

What do you think of Kim Zolciak's pregnancy portraits?


Image via Splash News

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Kaide... KaidensMama1107

Wut is up.with the nakedness?? Maybe it would he more tasteful if it was just the mom...idk its just Wierd.

angev... angevil53

still not as bad as mc's boobs being fondled by cannon for a photo op

nonmember avatar Shy

why does she look dead? thats not attractive?

Madel... MadelynMc

Ack. Not a fan of the nude pregnancy photo at all.

juneb... junebaby11

she looks like a lifeless barbie lol, shell regret it once she gets older and thinks back what the hell was i thinking haha.

jenni... jennifert39

She looks like she's so bored she died! Yikes!

Mom2B... Mom2Buggy

the picture looks a though it may have been photo shopped. Her face and head do not look like the same pose from the neck down. STRANGE! 

SaraM76 SaraM76

She looks like a dead Barbie. Eww...

CoolR... CoolRelax

Everything about that pic is weird.  The bad wig, the magical disappearing super boobs, Kroy's kinda sexual angle.  Just ugh.

toybar02 toybar02

That pic is terrible I don't know who the photographer was but I wouldn't pay him/her. The pose is awkward kim looks like she's drunk or strung out on drugs and kroy looks even crazier, I guess mariah and nick was trying to show us how she got pregnant in the first place with that tasteless photo he looked like he was trying to get milk out of those puppies

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