Johnny Knoxville Family Jewels Work, Despite Extreme Abuse (VIDEO)

Sheri Reed
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nutball Johnny KnoxvilleJackass star Johnny Knoxville and his wife Naomi Nelson are expecting their second child together in the fall. Their first son Rocko Akira is 16 months old. This will be kid #3 for Knoxville, who has a daughter Madison, who is 15, from his first marriage to Melanie Clapp. I'm pretty sure that this proves that a man's family jewels aren't the delicate little orbs men would have us believe they are. Women who are trying to conceive are making their guys wear boxers, stay off the diet colas, and steer clear of hot tubs -- and for what?

I mean, if anyone has risked damaging his manjiggles, it's Johnny Knoxville! However, it looks like procreating is working like a charm for this daredevil fellow.

In 2008, Johnny Knoxville wrote on his blog about a horrifying injury to his kerbangers while filming Jackass:

Just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. Had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process ... Have to go now. Have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.

Ouch is right! My god. And that was just one of the many junk-jeopardizing stunts to which Knoxville and his Jackass cohorts have subjected their body parts.

Remember the lovely Jackass game of Nutball. Johnny Knoxville attributes himself as the inventor of this nutty (pun intended) game, in which grown men sit in a circle in their underwear that have targets painted on them, legs open wide, and lob a racquetball right at each other's Cracker Jacks.

WATCH a game of Nutball with Johnny Knoxville:

How do you think Johnny Knoxville's gems have remained functional?

 

Image via MTV

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