Christina Applegate can work a pole. In her new prenatal pole dancing video, we see just how.
Applegate and her 41-year-old fiance, Porno for Pyros bassist Martyn LeNoble, announced their pregnancy last summer. Meanwhile, Christina launched her own unique workout -- the prenatal pole dance.
In case those words -- prenatal pole dancing -- struck fear into your heart, rest assured. It's a joke. And a very funny one at that.
Pregnant women turning themselves upside down and sliding down a pole? Hi-larious stuff.
In the Funny or Die video, Applegate is Roxy Fedaro, a pole dancing instructor who says such motivating things as "you're a total fat ass."
So helpful! See below:
Work it Christina!
My favorite part is the part where she passes gas and says, "He'll understand." He better!
She works the pole to Christina Aguilera's "Dirrty" and wears four-inch stilettos, ripped stockings, and a sexy sneer all while telling us:
"Prenatal pole dancing works," she says, "because when men see pregnant women they know she's down for sex."
That's right, ladies!
Who is up for prenatal pole work?