Don't Have a C-Section. Just. Don't.


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Cesareans are not simple procedures. They are MAJOR ABDOMINAL SURGERIES. With c-sections on the rise in the US, I was determined during my pregnancy not to be a statistic. I did natural childbirth with my first son and although I had placenta abruptia, I still delivered vaginally. I assumed I'd be fine with my second. Boy was I wrong! Caesarean! Not in the plan!

But when faced with pregnancy complications, what choice do women have? There are reasons for them: multiple births, complications (like abruptia!), maternal infection (had that, too), health concerns for mother or baby, abnormal birth positions (sounds familiar). The World Health Organization recommends no more than a 15 percent c-section rate. In the US? It was estimated to be 32 percent in 2007. THIRTY. TWO. That's one-third, for those of you not good at math.

When I labored with #2, I was two weeks overdue and began having symptoms of abruptia. Again. And then I was septic. Then they couldn't find the baby's heartbeat. And on top of that fact he turned and was presenting shoulder first. Lucky me! That's when they decided to do a c-section. Immediately or sooner. Through my fever-induced delirium I thought, "C-section? Me? NO. I'm doing it naturally! No drugs! It'll be fun!" Yeah, about that.

I had to have a cesarean. As in, NECESSARY. They called up the anesthesiologist and I got a very quick epidural (and now I know what heaven feels like. I'd still do natural all over again, though). Then, a nurse who apparently never shaved her carpet got a disposable razor out and hacked away at the hair to make room for the incision (Note: If you KNOW you are having a C? Do this yourself ahead of time. TRUST ME ON THIS). This itches like a MOFO later when it grows in.

Then they had me drink antacid so you don't puke during the cesarean. Except it made me puke immediately. SCORE! After I was "prepped" they took me to the OR across the hall and hooked me up to machines. All the while they told me NOT TO PUSH. Now, I was there for natural childbirth and had been laboring for hours and was fully dilated. Not pushing is kinda hard at that point.

When they got me situated on the table they let my husband come in. At least, I think it was him. Hard to tell, with the gown and mask and whatnot. First, they make an incision the lower abdomen, pull out your uterus (I think that's what it was), and open it up to take out your baby. Sort of. Mine was kinda down in the canal a bit and they had to go in the other end (as in, through my vagina) and push him back in. That was fun. By the way, It kinda looks like spaghetti. For the record, I wasn't supposed to be watching, but they didn't realize I could see the reflection of everything they were doing on the baby warmer (until I opened my mouth and said, "Hey! I can see what you're doing!" Then they moved it. Joy killers).

When they pulled the baby out, it was really anticlimactic for me. It was almost right out of Monty Python's Meaning of Life, complete with the machine that says, "BING." They showed me baby over the drape and took him to the nursery while I was stitched up (I had dermabond and steri strips. Much easier healing!). I couldn't even hold him, my arms were strapped down with IVs. That sucked a little. OK, it sucked a lot.

Once in Recovery, I got to see my little man. Or not-so-little man, as he was eight pounds fifteen ounces AFTER the first bowel movement. When I got to our room, I could nurse and have privacy. They got me right up to start walking around and I could eat almost immediately. I stayed for seven days, due to the hemorrhaging, but most women I know stay three after The Big C. THREE DAYS. After major abdominal surgery. I never ended up taking the narcotic pain killers they prescribed because I didn't like the idea of baby being drugged along with me and also because I wasn't coherent enough to take care of my kids. The pain? Not so bad, but I have a high tolerance (remember, I'm one of those wackadoos that does natural childbirth).

The hardest part? Not resuming normal activity for a few weeks. You know, because of the MAJOR ABDOMINAL SURGERY. Cleaning up the dog stuff in the yard a week later? NOT ALLOWED.

Honestly? It wasn't the worst experience of my life (except for the hospital food) and the end result was a healthy baby, which is more important than how he got here. In my case, it was necessary.  But my own opinion (and some will, no doubt, disagree with me) is that no one should have a cesarean unless there is an underlying medical condition or a complication that warrants one. They aren't easy. They aren't hard, either. But they aren't fun. And c-sections are not convenient. I can't figure out why for the life of me any one would CHOOSE to have one, if it wasn't needed.

This was just my experience. Your mileage might vary. My advice? Read up on all options long before you are due. Make sure you know the risks involved in having a cesarean. Regardless of your decision, realize it is yours to make, between you and your practitioner.


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ocmom... ocmommy2two

The thought of wanting a c-section for no medically necessary reason at all is beyond me. Just thinking about it gives me the heeby jeebies.

miata... miatagirl

I had both, a natural birth and a c-section. (not by choice)   Believe me, the Natural birth is WAY easier!  C-sections suck big time. And they continue to suck for months after.   

Sarah Brown

I (with consultation with a few doctors) chose to have a c section with my first. I have some medical problems, Crohn's Disease, spastic colon issues. During the beginning of my pregnancy I had such a bad flare up I was hospitalized for ten days. The pain I was in was causing such stress that the baby was having major issues with her heart beat and they were very worried about both of our health. I had major bouts of pain during that pregnancy because of my colon and intestines and the effect that pregnancy had on my body. The doctors and I discussed the fact that a c section, without labor could be a very good option for me because stress brings out the issues in my stomach,causing more pain and possible complications than necessary. She was born perfectly healthy by c section and I am happy with that decision.

jalaz77 jalaz77

Yup had a csection with my 2nd. Natural for 1st & 3rd, would never do a csection again unless the baby or I was in destress. I would rather labor for 24+ hrs before I did a csection again.

0Jenna0 0Jenna0

I also had a natural birth and a c-section (for medical reasons). For me the c-section was much easier. I know that's not the norm, but my natural birth was a disaster, and I ended up in physical therapy for months after. Two weeks after my c-section and it was life as usual. I think women need to be educated and know all their options. Also, know how to put your foot down, when to stand up for yourself, and when to ask for help. In the end though, as you said, the most important thing is having a happy, healthy baby!

This is one of the best posts on c-sections that I have read in a VERY long time because it doesn't villainize c-sections or the doctors that perform them. Sometimes they are necessary!

Sarah Brown

I also wanted to add, my second pregnancy I didn't have complications from my health condition but developed  preeclampsia so the second was born by emergency c section and it was a horrible experience. I assumed once a c/s always a c/s.  If we have a third I'm attempting vbac if all goes well.

Just2... Just2busymom

My 1st was natural, 2nd emergency c-section.  NOT FUN!  I totally agree with you.  I'd go the natural way any day!!!  Even when I had two days of labor pains with my 1st.  Then given morphine on the third day so I'd dialate.  It was still easier, if you can believe that!

Histo... HistoryMamaX3

I, like you, labored for quite a period of time hoping for a natural birth. My son and I had a very scary turn for the worse and ended up having an emergency c-section. I am 100% for all natural births (such as I had with my first) and would LOVE to see the c-section rates lowered in the US... however, I am equally grateful for the procedure as it saved both my son and I. I would have been one of those statistics 50-100 years ago.

Sucks that I have to be one of them now. *sigh*

Jeann... JeannieMS

I can't comment on the difficulty of c-sections, since I was lucky enough to have two natural births (albeit the first one with a LOT of interventions!), but my sister had a not-so-necessary one with her first, and her second was a preemie (30 weeks, and just over 2 lb) due to previa and abrupta -- a total nightmare. Those two things are linked with sections. Even if you're ok with all the recovery from a section, the idea that it might endanger your subsequent children would make me pause before having an elective one.

hotic... hoticedcoffee

They ARE convenient if you have an experience like mine.  It was necessary because my 2nd son was breech.  My first son was a natural drug-free birth.  So I can compare. 

My c-sec was a BREEZE - knew exactly when I would need someone to watch my older boy, my husband knew exactly what days to take off from work, my MIL was able to book her flight in advance - those points alone make it convenient.  I had no complications, I wasn't tied down during delivery, no anesthesia side-effects, healthy baby, had my tubes tied right after he was delivered, went home with 36 hours without the need for pain meds, and I was doing laundry the next day.  My post-partum bleeding was signifacantly decreased - 3 weeks compared to almost 2 months with my first.  I didn't have back and hip pain for weeks like I did after my first.  My experience, while not normal, was fantastic.

So while I agree that elective c-sections are a poor choice, I couldn't honestly argue against the notion that they are convenient - because mine sure was.

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