9 Distasteful Pregnancy Costumes

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girl scout pregnant

Pregnant Girl Scout

Move over Pregnant Nun costumes. Make room for pregnancy costumes that are way more distasteful than those.

If shock value is the name of the game this Halloween, here are several pregnant costume ideas to get the creativity flowing. And we have to admit, while some of these costumes made our jaws fall open, a few of them made us chuckle. A lot.

What to do with that pregnant belly this Halloween, that is the question. Do you just dress up as if the belly isn't there? Or do you come up with a creative way to make your belly a special part of your Halloween get-up -- or a prop of sorts.

Of course, on Halloween, there are always the people who go over the top with their costumes, and the year they're pregnant probably isn't going to be any different, right? Check out how these nine people had a little fun with their giant bellies.

9 Distasteful Pregnancy Costumes

1. Pregnant Girl Scout (shown above)

2. Drunk & Pregnant Britney Spears


3. Pregnant Battered Wife (just wrong, but I love that Beeker costume!)

abused wife costume

4. Pregnant Zombie (this scares me)

pregnant zombie

5. Gun-Totin' Mama (don't carry real guns, okay?)

gun toting mom pregnant

6. Pregnant Man (based on what appears to be the second pregnant man)

pregnant man

7. Scary Pregnant Demon (move over Linda Blair!)

pregnant demon

8. Knocked Up Pabst-Blue-Ribbon-Drinking Hindu Goddess (that's a mouthful)

kati goddess costume pregnant

9. Pregnant Teenager (oh dear)

pregnant teen

Are you planning to dress up your belly this Halloween?

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ethan... ethans_momma06

I'm going to say that the pregnant beaten woman 'costume' one is the worst! I've never been pregnant on Halloween, enough to LOOK pregnant. If I did I would be all mundane and slap a pumpkin on my belly. :)

Shell Perry

Wow, those are disturbing on so many levels.

Nellyo Nellyo

Lord forbid people have a sense of humor on Halloween. 

Lokis... LokisMama

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I wore a black halter, black skirt, and vampire fangs, and than covered myself in fake blood.  I was a vampire with no table manners. :D

Shari Goodman

U COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING MORE TASTFULL U LOOK LIKE A HOOKER GIRL SCOUT WITH A FAT BELLY DON'T EVEN LOOK PREG TILL U LOOK FOR IT JUST NASTY

Mandi Foster Davis

I painted a yellow circle on a white shirt over my belly, wore some little horn barrettes in my hair and went as a deviled egg.

CoolR... CoolRelax

This just made me realize that I will be VERY pregnant this Halloween - hmmm, maybe I should start thinking of a costume!  Mandi, I may steal your deviled egg idea.  Sounds cute and not too involved.

sstepph sstepph

Oh wow, thats just wrong AND sick!

Phils... PhilsBabyMama

My favorite was the Knocked Up Pabst-Blue-Ribbon-Drinking Hindu Goddess!  Too funny!

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