crossA priest stands accused of getting a teenager pregnant. So why is this not the worst part of this story?

Her parents videotaped the whole thing.

The "teen" was 18, but she was still a senior at the Catholic high school where the Rev. Luis A. Bonilla Margarito was chaplain.

The parents complained, he lost his job, you know the drill.

Now she's 19 and the Reading Eagle reports they're living together.

No word on what happened to the baby (a girl, by the way).

But can we get back to her parents taping the whole thing?

If you think your child is sleeping with an adult from her school, would you:

A. Sit her down to talk about it.

B. Sit him down to talk about it.

C. Immediately cut off the relationship, then do A. and B.

or

D. Videotape your kid having sex with an old dude.

How many of you said D? Yeah, me neither.

It is no mystery how the girl got pregnant, but maybe some in the world have yet to recognize the very simple equation that makes a baby.

So let's break this one down for them: man plus post-pubescent woman plus sex very often equals baby. Take all of this, subtract some birth control and "very often" just got hiked to "almost always."

The mystery of life is really no great mystery, so let’s all do ourselves a favor and review the sex education basics so we are all on the same page. Then, as parents, let’s stop the process that makes a baby before we feel the need to videotape it, mmmkay?.

Are you shaking your head?


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