Admittedly that's because when I think Keanu, I've got Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure on my addled '80s child brain.
But give me a little credit. After years of working in the parenting biz, I know my baby names.
And the meaning of Keanu just doesn't fit the profile.
With a Hawaiian derivation, everyone's favorite computer hacker/stoner/surfboarder/speeding bus savior has a name that means "breeze" according to some sources, or "cool breeze over the mountains."
Either way, the light and airy meaning is a far cry from Keanu crying on a bench, isn't it?
But as someone who has never been to Hawaii (sigh), it's a name that has that exotic vacation-y sound to it. I love the idea of a cool breeze -- mountains or none -- when you're staring at your toddler in the midst of a temper tantrum.
In truth, all the Hawaiian baby names I love ended up beginning with a "K":
If none of them fits your baby, how about just getting in the Keanu Is Sad game with the fun Photoshoppable Reeves from Know Your Meme?