Pregnancy Confessions -- I Smell So Bad I Don't Go Out

Cynthia Dermody
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We're pregnant, but we're not perfect ...

This week's confession:

I'm 36 weeks pregnant and I avoid going out because I have the worst gas ever and it stinks something awful. I can't hold it in, and I don't want to kill anyone else.

It's been going on for the past few days and I'm killing my boyfriend. (Revenge is awesome, though.) Everything I eat is going straight out my butt as silent, deadly, farts ... and I don't know how to make it stop. This is really getting on my nerves.

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