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The Best (& Weirdest) Political Swag You Can Buy Online

LifestylePublished Oct 17, 2016
By Beth Stebner
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Is it just us, or is everyone else a little burnt out on the recent election coverage? In addition to the countless hours we've spent poring over nonstop coverage of the latest terrible thing Donald Trump has said, there's just this feeling of ennui, that checking our Facebook newsfeed or CNN means going even deeper down the political rabbit hole. 

But with the election mere weeks away, it's impossible to ignore the battle for the White House (as well it should be). And that all-consuming fervor has even permeated to the four corners of the Internet, in the form of strange political swag.

Gone are the days of wearing a red, white, and blue-spangled pin on your lapel -- the era of showing your political leanings with beer koozies and embroidered pillows is here. 

We've scoured the Internet for some of the strangest political swag you can buy. But no matter what swag you choose, the most important thing to do this November is vote. 

Image via HillaryClinton.com

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Cross-Stitch Pillow
HillaryClinton.com

Cross-Stitch Pillow

If you're a fan of old-timey stitching with a feminist twist, this is the throw pillow for you.

Stitch by Stitch Throw Pillow, $55; at HillaryClinton.com

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Trump-Canceling Headphones
Amazon

Trump-Canceling Headphones

Heard enough Trump for the day? Pop these bad boys on and hear no more. These headphones are huuuuuuuge.

Donald Trump Canceling Headphones, $14.99; at Amazon

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Hillary Clinton Beer Koozie
HillaryClinton.com

Hillary Clinton Beer Koozie

Want to comment on Hillary's so-called frigid persona? Say it with a koozie! 

Chillary Clinton Can Holder, $10; at HillaryClinton.com

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Donald Trump Pet Wig
Etsy

Donald Trump Pet Wig

Need a last-minute Halloween costume for your four-legged friend? Nothing's spookier than this.

Donald Trump Pet Wig, $16.99; on Etsy

More from CafeMom: 14 Dog Costumes That'll Make You Wish It Was Halloween All Year Long

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He's With Her Mug Set
Fishs Eddy

He's With Her Mug Set

For political junkies who like to watch the news with a big cup of hot coffee.

He’s With Her Mug Set, $28.95 at Fishs Eddy

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Donald Trump Birthday Card
Etsy

Donald Trump Birthday Card

Ever wonder how The Donald would throw a birthday? This is probably pretty accurate.

Donald Trump Funny Birthday Card, $3.99; on Etsy

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Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker
Zazzle

Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker

All day, every day.

Hillary Clinton YAAAAAAAAS Sticker, $5.55; at Zazzle

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Hillary Clinton Earrings
Etsy

Hillary Clinton Earrings

Stronger together. 

Hillary Clinton Earrings, $6.99; on Etsy

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Hillary Scrunchie
HillaryScrunchies

Hillary Scrunchie

Never has an icon of '90s fashion been so fearlessly feminist.  

Hillary Scrunchie, $10.99; at HillaryScrunchies.com

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Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt
Gnarly Tees

Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt

The hair say it all. 

Donald Trump Hair T-Shirt, $23.99; at Gnarly Tees

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Donald Trump Nail Decals
Etsy

Donald Trump Nail Decals

Build a tall wall of base coat, then add these to your digits.

Trump Nail Decals, $5.99; on Etsy

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'Delete Your Account' iPhone Skin
RedBubble

'Delete Your Account' iPhone Skin

It was the tweet to @RealDonaldTrump that would live on, as fate would have it, on an iPhone case.

Hillary Clinton Delete Your Account iPhone Skin, $25; at RedBubble

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The Donald Crew Socks
LivingRoyal

The Donald Crew Socks

If you want to show your Trump support from head to toe, here's your chance.

Donald Trump Crew Socks, $12; at LivingRoyal

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Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case
Etsy

Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case

For Americans who wish to convey the deepest desires of their hearts.

Stewart-Colbert Otterbox iPad Case, $79.99; on Etsy

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Kanye West 2020 Duvet
Red Bubble

Kanye West 2020 Duvet

It's the ticket that's somehow better -- and worse -- than 2016.

Kanye West for President Duvet, $97.87; at RedBubble

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