Donald Trump Has Just Been Talking About His Penis This Entire Time

For those of you who watched the GOP debate from Detroit hosted by Fox News, you may have caught an exchange between Marco Rubio and Donald Trump. You know, when Donald Trump -- a man hoping to become the president of the United States -- referenced the size of his penis. 

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I've watched many a presidential debate in my life, and I'm pretty sure that this is the first time a candidate has made a thinly veiled reference to his junk. "And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee," Trump said in response to Rubio mocking the size of his hands (a longstanding joke) in days leading up to the debate.

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The interesting thing is, it seems like The Donald has always been talking about, or at least thinking with, his penis during his entire campaign. Take a look at what we think he's really been saying. 

1. On Immigration 

Donald Trump, hands, immigration

2. On Winning 

Donald Trump, hands, winning

3. On ISIS 

Donald Trump, hands, ISIS

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4. On His Own Popularity

Donald Trump, hands, popularity

5. On the Future   

Donald Trump, hands, future

6. On His Campaign

Donald Trump, hands, campaign

7. On His Political Opponents 

Donald Trump, hands, opponent

Oops! With this last one, he did actually say schlonged. Which, of course, means penis.

Watch him defend his "hands" to Rubio.

 

Images via Corbis; treatment by Anne Meadows 

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