Poor Donald Trump Seems Mystified That Women Use Bathrooms

Donald TrumpAww, poor Donald Trump. He's so uncomfortable with the female body! It's really sad -- and not just a little concerning. Poor thing! I mean, I knew it was bad, but pitiful Trump's latest confused comments about Hillary Clinton's debate bathroom break really make me feel bad for him. Seriously -- does he need help?


Speaking to a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, The Donald shared his bewilderment over just what exactly Hillary Clinton was doing during that break at the latest Democratic debate.

"What happened to her?" the poor guy wondered aloud. "I'm watching the debate, and she disappeared."

So mysterious!

But then, the light seemed to dawn for The Donald! "I know where she went," he cried, as reality struck. "It's disgusting. I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting. We want to be very straight up, okay?"

Um, okay! It's okay, buddy, it really is. Just breathe. You're going to be fine. Maybe you didn't realize this, but ... are you ready for this? ... Everyone goes to the bathroom.

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Really! Even ladies! Even your own many wives! And even your daughters -- yes, even Ivanka, one you can't stop making cringeworthy sexual "jokes" about!

Poor man. Truly befuddled and grossed out -- much like a middle-school boy would be -- about this basic human need! Is he completely unfamiliar with that area of a female body? One really has to wonder, doesn't one?

Silly Donald, of course, made sure that wasn't the only grossly sexist and offensive comment he made about former Secretary of State and presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton. At the same rally, Trump sensitively shared his insightful thoughts on what happened to Hillary in the 2008 elections:

"Even her race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama," he elucidated for the crowd, who surely hung on his every golden word. "I don't know who would be worse, I don't know. How does it get worse? But she was gonna beat -- she was favored to win -- and she got schlonged. She lost."

Honestly, tell me: Is this REALLY the person so many people are in favor of putting at the helm of our country? This pathetic excuse for a man, who can't even talk about a woman going to the bathroom? We want HIM making decisions that will affect our daughters? Decisions that will affect reproductive health care and options for women all over the United States?

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It's unthinkable. Absolutely. Someone get this sorry guy a book on basic human biology, because he's clearly confused about a few things. And, hopefully, he'll soon leave politics to the grown-ups. It's really for the best, buddy.


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