Drug User With 'Dracula' Teeth Never Had a Chance (PHOTOS)

dracula criminal 45-year-old Alan Dale Lee is one criminal I can't help feeling sorry for -- if only because I know how prohibitively expensive dental care can be! Lee is one of the most memorable law-breakers in Florida, as far as cops are concerned, but not because he keeps getting arrested for the same things (including aggravated assault, possession of methamphetamines and possession of drug paraphernalia). To the police, Mr. Lee is more than just a criminal, he's 'Dracula' -- yes, on account of the teeth. Awww.

I mean, aggravated assault is not a very nice thing, I get that. But with a smile like his, how many career options did this guy really have in life? (Brush and floss, kids, BRUSH AND FLOSS.) That said, some marked-for-life law-breakers make themselves all crazy-looking on purpose. These are faces you never forget ...

Image via Pasco's Sherriff Department

  • Read. My. Forehead.


    Image via Shasta County Sheriff's Department

    Imaeg via Shasta County Sheriff's Department

    You could call this one the forehead tattoo to end all forehead tattoos. Clear, concise. To the point. 'Nuff said.

  • Um, Overkill Much?


    Berkshire County DA's Office

    You'll never guess what this guy was convicted of ... oh, did you just say murder? You guessed!

  • Who, Me? Huff Paint?!


    Image via Fort Wayne Police Department

    Who likes huffing sparkly silver paint, hmmmm? I'm pretty sure THAT guy does!! Aw, shucks. Sparkly!!

  • Just Say No!!


    Image via Dyfed Powys Police

    Every single drug prevention program in every single school around the world should consist solely of this picture of this man, whose nose collapsed from doing too much cocaine.

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