Bridgette Sims has pulled off a feat that is just incredible: escaping from a hospital carrying an 8-month-old fetus while under the watch of a police officer! I'm not giving her any kudos for getting caught stealing at a Walmart in Floyd County and possessing a controlled substance, but seriously, I could barely put my shoes on or sit down without looking funny at that stage of my pregnancy. Whoa, lady!

Apparently, she was arrested on Friday for theft and an unknown controlled substance and started having complications related to her pregnancy. The 23-year-old troubled Sims was taken to Floyd Memorial Hospital in New Albany, Indiana to get care.