Topless Woman Who Sped Away From Cops Just Wanted to 'Surprise' Boyfriend

speed limitOver the weekend, a 35-year-old woman was pulled over for speeding in Florida. NBD, right? People get pulled over all the time. Okay, well, let me make things more interesting for you. This woman was "pulled over" after she supposedly crashed her truck into an oak tree after attempting to flee from cops who were trying to pull her over for speeding. Still not impressed? Fine, I'll do you one better. This woman was allegedly attempting to flee from cops who were trying to pull her over for speeding ... because she was driving topless to "surprise her boyfriend."

It's the oldest rule in the book: When trying to surprise your boyfriend with a Topless Delight, always go the speed limit. Or if you're the super-conservative type, remove your shirt after you get to your boyfriend's house.


According to jail records, the woman was placed under arrest for fleeing and eluding law enforcement (never a good idea). She was eventually released on a $5,000 bond.

Kind of seems like it was more trouble than it was worth. I mean, this is something that could have easily been avoided. If only she would have waited until she pulled into her boyfriend's driveway to disrobe -- well, a lot of headaches, and a lot of cash, could have been spared. But then I guess that would have also taken out some of the thrill factor ... or, you know, something like that? I dunno. This is weird.

Would you ever drive around topless? What's the craziest thing you've ever done in a car?

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