10 Attention-Grabbing Cover Suggestions for 'Time' Magazine
In case you haven't yet seen it, here's the cover of the May 21 issue of Time Magazine. It's a mom, breastfeeding her 3-year-old son. (You're welcome for the interpretation.) It's also a sure as hell way to boost magazine sales. Since that's the clear motive here, I thought I'd offer Time some follow-up articles.
1. Are Stay-at-Home Moms Superior To Working Moms? (Illustrated with an obviously at home mother beating the crap out of a working mom.)
2. Are Working Moms Superior To Stay-at-Home Moms? (Illustrated with a woman, in a suit and with a briefcase, wearing the happiest of babies.)
3__. Pacifiers: Gateway to Attachment Issues?__ (Illustrated with a woman, pushing out a baby, screaming her head off and donning a crown.)
4__. Old Mothers Are Bad Mothers.__ (Illustrated with a woman in a nursing home breastfeeding an infant.)
5__. Young Mothers are Bad Mothers.__ (Illustrated with a pregnant pre-teen.)
6. Vaccinations Are the Devil (Illustrated with a devil nurse poking a baby's leg with an endless needle.)
7. Does Formula Kills Babies? (Illustrated with a mother feeding her child a bottle filled with poison.)
8. Spanking For Good (Illustrated with a toddler getting whipped and spanked by his dominatrix mother.)
9. Epidurals: Birth Plans for the Weak? (Illustrated with a woman, pushing out a baby, screaming her head off and donning a crown.)
10. Circumcision: Whose Penis Is It Anyway? (Illustrated with a rabbi, a mother and a doctor all fighting over a newborn's penis.)
Ridiculous, huh?
I thought so, too.
{Image courtesy of Time Magazine}