10 Hoodies Geraldo Rivera Would Find Terrifying (PHOTOS)

hoodieGeraldo Rivera has been in the news non-stop for his completely asinine comment (which he's now apologized for) regarding the reason Trayvon Martin was killed: He was wearing a hoodie. Rivera went on record on Fox & Friends, saying: "I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin's death as George Zimmerman." I mean, really, do we even need to get into how flat-out insane this statement is?

We don't. The words speak for themselves, and this story has been covered to death already. What we need to talk about is what it's like to be Geraldo Rivera; what it's like to live inside his brain. Hoodies are everywhere. You, as a sane person, probably don't even realize it, but it's true. They're in malls; they're in grocery stores; hell, they're in my office at this very moment. Imagine having to live in a hoodie-filled world when you suffer from hoodiephobia. That's a tragedy in and of itself.

Take a look at some of the people who would scare the daylights out of you:

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baby hoodie

This baby.

toddler hoodie

 This toddler.

grandpa hoodie

This grandpa who may or may not be sleeping.

dog hoodie

 This dog.

dog hoodie

This dog.

dog hoodie

 This dog.

 nuns

These nuns.

 cat hoodie

This cat.hoodie

This guy.

mannequins

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These mannequins.

Doesn't seem like very much fun for Rivera, now does it? It's a hoodie-filled world and he's just living in it.

Are you scared of hoodies?

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