Mitt Romney Is Clearly Winning -- In the Condom Category

mitt romney condomsMitt Romeny might be feeling a little down today, seeing as Rick Santorum kicked his butt in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado, but here's something that might cheer the ol' governor up -- Romney condoms! These political prophylactics are the perfect way to let your partner know that you're into safe sex and safety nets for the poor. Mitt Romney condoms, or as I like to call them, Romdoms, weren't approved by the G.O.P. presidential candidate, but thanks to that handy dandy First Amendment, these rubbers are legally saleable.

And at $5 a pop, totally worth the splurge.

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Because by now, those Obama ones you bought in Times Square in 2008 are old and stale and so out-dated. Out with the old and in with the new. Who cares what your political affiliation is -- they're salami slings, for crying out loud. They're funny and kitschy and appropriately hilarious for any and every bedside table. Great for anyone with an elitist penis, says the distributor.

The only person who's not laughing about these is probably Romney. His face is on a jimmy hat. Nothing too dignified about that. And as a follower of the Mormon faith, it's possible he believes that God sends a man and woman all the children they're supposed to have, and, let's get real, we all know that condoms sort of get in the way of that. I bet he's none too pleased with this product.

But it's all par for the course -- just because it's not dignified doesn't mean it's not presidential. Obama had one and he won, so maybe Romney should be honored his likeness was used for condoms. I mean, you don't see Santorum anywhere on a love glove, do you?

Oh my, now that would really be something. My brain sort of exploded just thinking about it.

What do you think of the Romdoms?

 

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