Guy Wearing 'I'm a Drunk' T-Shirt Proves It

Who does not love a really dumb criminal? I like to think that if I were ever going to commit a crime I would be much smarter than most of these people. But the drunk driver who drove drunk while wearing a black T-shirt that read: "I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings" may be a contender for a Darwin award.

The cops must have been like: Thanks for doing our job for us, dude! We were going to breathalyze you, but now we don't have to!

22-year-old Kevin Daly was charged with DWI Thursday morning after he plowed into a cop who was on drunk driving patrol. Could he be more obvious? The mug shot taken after his arrest shows him wearing the shirt.

Seriously, when criminals do things like leave DNA evidence or videos of themselves in the homes they robbed or get caught in idiotic ways, it is so beautiful and hilarious. He is a moron, it's true. But there ARE some good things to say about him. Like these:

  1. He is honest: Seriously, most people will work really hard to lie to cops, tell them they were not doing anything wrong and generally make cops work for their donuts. Not this dude, right?
  2. He meets his goals: He went out to get drunk and get drunk he did. Insanely drunk. There is something somewhat admirable about a dude who says he's going to do something and gets it done.
  3. He goes big: Some people might be content to merely have a drink or two and call it a night. But not Daly. He plows a police car, drinks to excess and basically acts a fool. Nice work Daly!
  4. He avoided injury: Somehow Daly managed not to plow into a mom walking a baby carriage or kill a cop. Sure, he hit a car, but no one was injured. And for that Daly has most drunk drivers beaten.
  5. He is going to lose his license: Without injuring anyone, Daly sent an important message about his ability to operate a motor vehicle. In other words: He does not deserve that privilege. So long driver's license and so long Daly on the roads.

See, it's not all bad!

Do you think he is the dumbest criminal in the world?




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