Pervert Sucks 83-Year-Old Woman's Toes in Weird Arkansas Town

toesHere's a story for anybody out there who thinks they've seen it all. A man is on the loose in Arkansas -- right now as I type -- who likes to compliment women on their feet, take their shoes off, and suck on their toes.

Ruth Harris, 83, one of the perv's victims, explained her encounter to cops, and the police report is disconcerting, to say the least. She said that she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment, like a nice old lady should, when a man approached her and said he liked her feet. He took off one of her shoes and began sucking on her toe, and then asked her if he could kiss her, to which she replied, "No. You're crazy."

But the weirdest part of this weirdness is that the same town in Arkansas had the same problem in the 1990s -- and things got a lot worse than mere toe-sucking back then.

So, is it the same guy? For Arkansas' sake, dear God, let's hope not.


Cops can't say for sure yet, but they haven't ruled it being the same guy out. Could just be a copycat. (A revolting, nauseating copycat.) The guy from the '90s, Michael Robert Wyatt, was arrested three times. Once for pretending to be a podiatrist who worked at a clothing store (?). Once for telling a convenience store clerk "that he wanted to cut off her feet and suck her toes while she bled to death." And once for asking a woman at Walmart if she wanted him to amputate her feet while showing her "pictures of women with no feet."

So far, Ruth Harris isn't the only person to have an encounter with Toe Sucker 2.0. Another woman reported a complaint that a man with "messed up toes" approached her at the mall and asked to suck her toes, which he deemed "long and succulent." When her phone rang, he went away.

Bottom line: This is nasty. And pretty psychotic. What happened to good old-fashioned robbing? Having a complete stranger suck on your toes? Blech, I can't even think about it, it's too gross. Hopefully, the Arkansas police won't tiptoe around this issue and will get some feet on the street ASAP to nail this dirtbag.

How ... icky is this?


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