Woman Pisses Strippers Off by Taking Off Her Clothes

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Natalie Behnke, failed stripper
It's so sad to see somebody's dream die a horrible, strangled death. Especially when it's a dream they worked for years to achieve, sacrificing everything, stopping at nothing. (Or, you know, just came up with on the spot.) What happens to a dream deferred?

If you're 25-year-old Natalie Behnke of Florida, it passes out on the pavement in front of a strip club and gets hauled off by the cops.

See, Behnke wanted to do something meaningful with her life. (Or at least with her evening.) So, blitzed brave woman that she was, she summoned her courage and decided to try stripping at a local club, the Baby Doll Lounge.

Only problem was, the Baby Doll Lounge didn't exactly hire her first.

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Hey, if you want to make it in this world, you have to take some pretty big risks, right? So she wasn't technically an employee. Nobody would protest the arrival of one more dancing girl! Even if she was just kind of drunkenly swaying around in her underwear, demanding cash from patrons.

Behnke's plan was foolproof, without a doubt. Or it was until she made the mistake of getting "aggressive" with the other dancers, i.e., strippers who actually worked at the Baby Doll Lounge.

I guess Behnke missed the Don't Mess With Strippers memo they hand out to every girl when she turns 18. Needless to say, the club manager was on the phone to the police within minutes. Behnke was charged with disorderly intoxication and fined $525. Well, Ms. Behnke, I hate to say it, but you brought this one on yourself. I was rooting for you there, but look, I'm not gonna risk getting on any stripper's bad side in the process.

Of course, if the Baby Doll Lounge would just hire Behnke, she could make that back in tips in no time flat!

Do you think Natalie Behnke got what she deserved for pissing off a bunch of strippers?

 

Image via Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

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