Parenting

Stepdad Live-Tweets His Son Trying To Sneak Out a Girl Around His Oblivious Mom

ParentingPublished Apr 16, 2023
By Genny Glassman
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If you have teenagers, you know that their entire lives are pretty much devoted to getting one over on their parents. That is exactly what one stepdad on Twitter discovered when he quickly picked up on the fact that his stepson had a girl spend the night. But now that it was morning, he watched as his stepson worked to sneak the young lady out of the house -- before he wife noticed. Of course, the stepson had no idea that his stepdad was on to him and instead of saying anything, the stepdad hilariously live-tweeted the whole covert operation for people online to enjoy.

The journey started Saturday, when the stepdad tweeted that he knew his stepson had had a girl in his room all night.-placeholder
The journey started Saturday, when the stepdad tweeted that he knew his stepson had had a girl in his room all night.
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The journey started on a Saturday, when the stepdad tweeted that he knew his stepson had had a girl in his room all night.

Apparently, his stepson isn't as smooth as he thinks he is because at some point during the night, his stepdad caught on that there was some hanky-panky going on. Then the 18-year-old boy made a fatal mistake: He let the girl stay too long the morning and now both of his parents were awake, making it impossible for the girl to breeze right out of there. To make things worse, Saturday is his mom's cleaning day, which means that she'd be all over the house dusting and mopping. "I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...and now we wait," the stepdad tweeted.

His only saving grace was that his mom had yet to notice the pair of "cute white shoes by the door."-placeholder
His only saving grace was that his mom had yet to notice the pair of "cute white shoes by the door."
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His only saving grace was that his mom had yet to notice the pair of 'cute white shoes by the door.'

The pair's second mistake after sleeping in too long was forgetting the female visitor's shoes by the front door. This would be a dead giveaway to mom - if she noticed.

But the teen would also need to figure out how to get her out. According to the stepdad, there's a side entrance to the house through the kitchen "literally right at the bottom of the stairs," which obviously would be the perfect escape route except that the dang shoes are on the opposite side of the house!

The best chance for the boy to get away with it was to wait until his mom was so distracted by her cleaning that she wouldn't notice the girl.-placeholder
The best chance for the boy to get away with it was to wait until his mom was so distracted by her cleaning that she wouldn't notice the girl.
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The best chance for the boy to get away with it was to wait until his mom was so distracted by her cleaning that she wouldn't notice the girl.

Apparently, some people felt like the stepdad should have created an even bigger distraction to help his stepson out, but that was not going to happen. "I see all ya comments about help the kid out... He's a 18yo grown ass man," the stepdad wrote. "We live and die by our choices.

He later added that he thought his stepson and his girl were trying to wait until his mom's cleaning spree was over because she "usually lays down and reads after lunch." Once mom would be safely inside her own bedroom, the teens would have a chance to finally make a jailbreak. But the real question was "Can [the girl] hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they are thinking up there," he updated his followers.

Then, as if in answer to the stepdad's burning question, the girl casually comes down to use the bathroom.-placeholder
Then, as if in answer to the stepdad's burning question, the girl casually comes down to use the bathroom.
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Then, as if in answer to the stepdad's burning question, the girl casually comes down to use the bathroom.

This is perhaps the luckiest teenager on the face of the earth because as his stepdad noted, his mom still hadn't noticed that anything was amiss. Even though the girl had waltzed into the downstairs bathroom. Sheesh! 

To make matters even more juicy, stepdad immediately recognizes the girl. "IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS!" he tweeted. "See.. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the f*ck fest above our heads at 4 a.m."

Casual AF, the stepson finally made his move to get the girl's shoes for her.-placeholder
Casual AF, the stepson finally made his move to get the girl's shoes for her.
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Casual AF, the stepson finally made his move to get the girl's shoes for her.

Who says chivalry is dead? After the boy returned upstairs with the shoes, his patience finally paid off. His mom finished cleaning and had gone into her room to read, giving him plenty of time to help his girl escape. "He's got a good 2 - 3 hour window," his stepdad confirmed.

And of course, in the next tweet the stepdad revealed that "sure enough, [they] hit the side door and they gone."

"I don't know about you, but [I] need a drink after that suspense," he joked.

Online people were cracking up over the stepdad's hilarious thread.

Another "veteran of the escape route" commended his stepson for some masterful execution.-placeholder
Another "veteran of the escape route" commended his stepson for some masterful execution.
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Another 'veteran of the escape route' commended his stepson for some masterful execution.

Hey, guess it takes one to know one! Most of us have been there when it comes to getting one over on our parents. But of course, we never think it's going to happen to us!

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