New Dad Gets Stinky Surprise at His Son's First Photo Shoot (PHOTO)

diaperBabies: They sure do poop a lot. Especially at the most inconvenient of times. That's what one new dad recently learned in the middle of what turned out to be a very poop-filled photo shoot with his baby -- and the resulting picture is worth more than a thousand words!


Mark and Shayna Resnick's son, Asher, was just 10 days old when they went for a newborn photo shoot. You know the kind I'm talking about: Lots of clever, Pinterest-worthy poses featuring naked babies and well-lit parents (remember that "naked" baby part, it'll be important in a minute). And as most things involving newborns, the photo shoot was a bit of a bumpy ride right from the start. Says Mark:

"After trying for an hour (to take photos) with him being fussy, we finally had Asher relaxed and in a perfect position on my back."

And that's when things really went to sh*t -- literally.

"He decided to let it rip -- like a loud cannon -- and covered my back and jeans," says Mark.

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"I couldn't stop laughing and I was sure it was dripping down my legs inside my jeans. Funny thing is, I just knew it was going to happen. I was joking about it all day -- I just knew it."

Hey, sh*t happens -- but it's usually not remotely this cute. Behold, the (very messy) pic:

"During his photo shoot at seven days old, my son puked on me, peed on me and pooped on me twice. I love this life already."- Life of Dad user, Mark Resnik

Posted by Life of Dad on Friday, August 21, 2015

If that ain't just the perfect metaphor for parenthood, I don't know what is. It's all love and cuddles and warm fuzzies until it's just straight-up poop. Welcome to the rodeo, Mark and Shayna! Your sense(s) of humor will serve you well in the years to come.


Image via Niklas Morberg/Flickr

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