Could You Survive a Horror Movie? (Quiz)

You:

A. Recite what's written. Ya only live once.

B. Call an Uber. Ain't nobody got time for this weird crap.

C. Are hesitant but don't want to look like a wuss, so you go with the group ... but look for a sharp object to keep nearby.

You:

A. Run up the stairs because they're right there, and the front door is a little further.

B. Run out the front door so you're not trapped in a small space with a known killer.

C. Run into a room and barricade the door to wait for the help you didn't actually have time to call.

... and that parts of their dreams are coming true. You:

A. Tell them that they're being silly and to go to bed.

B. Pack up and leave town while also alerting the authorities on the way. We take no chances when it comes to our children's safety.

C. Watch them while they sleep to make them feel safer, but probably accidentally fall asleep yourself.

You:

A. Go investigate them. Surely nothing nefarious could be in the dark, dark forest, right?

B. Stay away from the noises and call the cops.

C. Get some of your friends to accompany you outside. There's strength in numbers, after all.

You also start to see and hear strange things in the home. You:

A. Do nothing. Houses don't come cheap, and this one was a great deal. Who can't handle some odd sounds now and again?

B. Move, immediately. 

C. Decide to keep living there but have a priest come bless the house.

You:

A. Assume it's a prank and tease them about it.

B. Recognize that someone may be trying to impersonate your loved one and get out of there ASAP.

C. Ask them to take off the costume/mask and grab a nearby weapon just in case.

You:

A. Decide to have a baby with your husband, even though babies' primary function in the first few months of their lives is to uncontrollably make noise.

B. Keep to yourself, make no noises, have no babies, and try to survive the best you can in this hellscape.

C. Decide to have a baby but build it a soundproof crib for future crying sessions.

You:

A. Also watch it, alone, in a creepy cabin, because you're an "investigative journalist."

B. Stay far away from anything that anyone claims to be cursed. It's just not worth it.

C. Watch the movie but with friends so you're all in this together.

You:

A. Assume they're prank calls from your silly friends and do nothing.

B. Call the cops. No one has pranky friends that are this mean.

C. Check on the children and then call your friends to see if they were making prank calls.

You and your significant other:

A. Split up to increase your odds of finding a child.

B. Stick together, because you need all the help you can get.

C. Split up but call out to one another so you know the other person is alive and still looking.

You:

A. Decide to also go camping there because some time has passed since the incident. You also hitchhike there with a stranger for good measure.

B. Stay far away from the lake that everyone is telling you is cursed.

C. Bring some friends as backup but go to the camp anyway.

You:

A. Do it. What could go wrong?

B. Explain to your child that urban legends are not to be messed with.

C. Agree to play, but only with the lights on.

You:

A. Hold a séance to communicate with the probably, definitely, evil spirits in your home.

B. Move, immediately.

C. Decide to stay, but investigate the house's history to figure out why there might be spirits there.

You:

A. Get in quickly without checking the back seat for the very killer you're trying to escape.

B. Stay away from the car altogether. It's the perfect hiding spot for a murderer.

C. Decide to get in the car but grab a nearby weapon just in case you spot the killer.

Sorry friend, but you're dead meat. You made almost every choice you should definitely never make in a horror movie. Don't feel too bad, though. You're in good company with all the horror movie victims who also made the same mistakes as you.

Congratulations! You made smart choices and listened to your instincts when your gut was telling you something was wrong. You got the heck out of that creepy situation, and you're alive to tell the tale. That makes you smarter than 95% of horror movie characters.

Look, you may have survived one or two hairy situations, but you're probably going to die by the end of the movie anyway. There are only so many precautionary steps you can take before the real solution would have just been to get out of there. Next time, try running away instead of just barricading yourself inside with a killer.