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Separating himself even further from his character in Fifty Shades Darker, Jamie Dornan made a guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live to tell us about the 41 Irish terms for "drunk" just in time for St. Patrick's Day. In his ridiculously sexy Irish accent, Dornan manages to still charm us while he's getting well lubricated.
Hello! It's not as sexy as it sounds, of course. Getting drunk never is. But Jamie manages to keep us smitten in this little skit.
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We've heard many of these terms before -- hammered, inebriated, destroyed -- but there are others that are new to our ears like droopy-peckered, fanny-packed, rat-arsed, squiffy, and steam-pigged, which caused Jamie to burst out into giggles. Funny indeed.
And there is also rama-lama-ding-donged, which Jamie seems to be by the end of these 41 terms and his pint of brew. But then again, this guy's an actor and so if he wants us to believe he's completely trollied, then he knows how to act exactly like that. He sure makes us believe he wants to spank Anastasia Steele daily but we all know that in real life, Dornan is nothing like that at all.
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Watching a guy get "bladdered" isn't exactly our favorite form of excitement, but we'll never tire of watching Jamie in whatever project he puts himself in. And so ... to Jamie! And to all the incredible Irish folks we know. Don't get too boiled in the bag tonight!