'Fifty Shades Darker' Sex Toys Are Everything You Need & More

Christian and Anna, Fifty Shades DarkerLooks like the Fifty Shades of Grey toy chest got an update with this new Fifty Shades Darker sex toy collection -- leaving fans more than enough time before the release of the movie. You know, that way you don't have to wait 5-7 business days to try some Ana and Christian level kink after jotting down all your mental notes during the premiere. 


Er, actually, just reenact the scenes from the book. Seems sexier that way. But I digress. You can find the full line, including the older Fifty Shades BDSM beginner stuff, on LoveHoney.com. It includes everything from "At My Mercy" Chained Nipple Clamps to "Just Sensation" Beaded Clitoral Clamp, and everything in between. 

Fifty Shades Darker Nipple Clamps

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But, the best part? You're guaranteed to have an explosive experience similar to what you might imagine as you read through those steamy scenes, because EL James has approved the line -- so you know it's real. Or so it will be once you go and order yours. According to the store's site, James says she's "excited that the toys [she] described in the books have come to life."

Fifty Shades Darker Beaded Clitoral clamp

So, now the real question is -- what the hell are we waiting for? Time to order a bunch of sh*t you know your budget doesn't allow for right now and regret it in the best, most pleasurable way evvver

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In fact, in the time you've taken to read this, you could've had your confirmation email by now. I know I've got mine! *checks to make sure I didn't list my work address for shipping* 


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