'Fifty Shades Darker' Gets Bizarre G-Rated Makeover

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Since Fifty Shades Darker has taken over many a thought and nearly all fantasies, it is fitting that a new parody has emerged blending something sugary sweet with some sensually sinister undertones. That's where ElleOfTheMills' video "If Troy Bolton Were Like Christian Grey" comes in to whip our world into a bit of a frenzy.


This mash-up of scenes from the very G-rated High School Musical movie with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens makes it seem that something else is going on with these two. Is Troy like Christian? How much is Gabriella like Anastasia?

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That strawberry scene is spectacular. So Ana! Yet so not at all meant to be. From the tree scene to the rain kissing to the slo-mo Crazy In Love by Beyonce, this is spectacular and shows us that those coy looks can translate into pure lust. 

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Still, something feels so wrong (and yet so right) to think these things about Troy and Gabriella. We like our Christian and Ana. It's like mixing peanut butter and chocolate for people who do not like peanut butter and chocolate together (and shockingly, those people do exist ... probably miserably though). 

This has us thinking ... hard ... about a spin-off. Since we have already had our hopes dashed by not having yearly releases of new Fifty Shades films until the end of time (we are still relishing in the fact we have two more years), perhaps this is a tease of what's to come. Perhaps someone somewhere will pen a story line similar to the dom/rom we so adore. Maybe, just maybe EL James will realize that she needs to make a spin-off featuring some other characters just to keep our passions alive. How about the backstory of Elena Lincoln? Something involving the life of Leila Williams? Anything ... just more ... please. 


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