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9 People Who Definitely Won't Be Seeing '50 Shades of Grey'

Movies Jenny Erikson Feb 13, 2015

The highly anticipated film adaptation of E.L. James' Fifty Shades of Grey is finally here, and millions of people across the country are flocking to theaters this weekend to see it. But there are definitely a few out there who will more than likely be skipping a viewing of the BDSM fantasy flick -- for hopefully obvious reasons.

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Here are 9 people who won't be seeing Fifty Shades of Grey this weekend ... or ever.

 

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1Amelia Warner

Jamie Dornan said that his wife Amelia Warner will probably skip it. Don't blame her a bit for not wanting to watch her man (fake) get it on with another woman!

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3Melanie Griffith

The same goes for Dakota Johnson's mom, Melanie Griffith. No one wants their parents to see them acting out sex scenes.

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6The Pope

The Pope does loves babies so maybe he'd like to watch how they are made even if he can't make one himself because he's ... selfish? We mean celibate. Yeah, pretty sure his holiness is going to sit this one out.

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7Christian Bloggers

If they didn't want to read the books, it's probably fair to say they won't be seeing the movie. Christian Grey is not God, after all, and should not be romanticized as such. Plus the porn thing again.

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9This Talk Show Host

OK, so she's already seen it, but she sure as hell won't be seeing it again! Australia's Today reviewer Lisa Wilkinson had this to say about the flick: "Fifty Shades of Grey is, quite simply, the worst movie I've ever seen." She also called Christian Grey, "An emotionally crippled narcissist no one could love," and said Ana Steele "sells women across the world short."

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