'50 Shades of Grey': 16 Stages You'll Go Through When You See the Movie (GIFS)

ana looking through elevatorWhether you've just seen Fifty Shades of Grey or are twitching, like Christian's palm, to get to the theater, rest assured that many audiences report experiencing all KINDS of emotions flying every which way while seeing the film. Here are the 16 stages you'll go through when you see Ana and Christian on the big screen.

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The opening credits start, and you're like, "Can't believe it's finally happening! Must. Steel. Oneself!" (No pun intended.)

Then, Dakota Johnson is now on screen and has a sassy little back-and-forth with her roomie Kate, and we're digging her so far.

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As Ana would say, "Oh crap!" She fell flat on her face into Christian's office, and you TOTALLY saw that coming, but it's hilarious for so many reasons.

In fact, the entire interview scene is making you LOL, but you can't figure out why ... Is it because it's embarrassingly bad? Or awkward? This is confusing.

It's not long before Christian appears out of thin air at the hardware store where she works, and Ana calls him a "serial killer," and you're laughing, but also kinda like ...

Serial killer-ish or not, Ana's gonna drunk dial her new dude, and you're surprised with how well she handled that!

But also kiiinda terrified when he comes out of nowhere (again!) to pummel Jose as he's trying to kiss Ana.

 

Oh, but NOW he's gonna make up for it by flying her around in that helicopter of his, and it's super-romantic, and Ellie Goulding is playing.

 

Whoa, wait a minute, Christian says he's going to show Ana how "nice" it was knowing him ... by tying up her hands again and throwing her onto her hands and knees, and you're like ...

But Ana's still gonna call all the shots with a "business meeting" to go over this wacky contract, and when she tells him there will be absolutely NONE of whatever the hell this or that sex act is, you're like ...

But he's still pullin' all that control freaky stalkerness, which makes you think ...

No matter! Time for another sex scene, in the playroom now, and, yep, there's the Beyonce track pullin' it all together, and ... well then! Ahem.

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They're so in love! She's his girlfriend! It's hearts and flowers, even if Christian won't call it that, and you're like ...

Until he keeps pushing her 'bout that damn contract, and she demands he show her what he really wants, and you can't help but be like ...

But she DOES! Agh! And there's really no way to react other than ...

And then, like that, the movie is over, and you're left like ...

Which of these did you go through while watching Fifty Shades?

 

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