Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Take Dance Lessons So They Must Be Planning a Wedding

robert pattinsonHow does a guy show his lady he truly loves her? Let me count the ways: Bringing her flowers, holding her hair while she vomits, telling her that dress makes her look incredible not fat, and taking dance lessons with her. And look who's doing that! Apparently Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are taking dance classes together -- her idea, of course.

A source says, "Rob is the first to admit he's a terrible dancer." Kristen has been badgering him to step up his moves for ages, and he's finally agreed. "The pair have already had a couple of lessons with a private instructor and have been practising their moves at Kristen’s mum’s house in Malibu, California, where they are currently staying." Aww! Wait -- they're staying at her mother's house?


I'm sorry, I was a little distracted by that detail. Maybe you already knew this? Okay, well, they're grownups. I'm sure it's not at all awkward for either of them.

But back to the dancing lessons, which is why we all came here. Some may speculate that dance lessons mean they're practicing for their wedding -- you know, the wedding they're going to have when they get married because Rob gave Kristen his grandmother's ring and so it's happening right? This Robsten wedding is so happening.

But not so fast, Twi-hards! I don't even think these two are the marrying kind. If they stay together as a couple, they're going to be more like Brad and Angelina, casually making babies together and then perhaps getting married later on as an afterthought. Sometimes, paraphrasing Freud here, a dance lesson is just a dance lesson.

Do you think dance lessons mean Rob and Kristen are getting ready to waltz down the aisle together?


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