Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's Breakup Mourned: 13 Memorable Milestones (RIP, Robsten!)
Finally! The inevitable has happened: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up. For now. Whatever that means. Does anyone ever break up "until Thursday"? I guess someone is still clinging to hope that we'll get a Selena Gomez-Justin Bieber reunion. (And if that happens, I'll respond with all the maturity of Taylor Swift.) It could happen -- Kristen's lawyers could force Robert to live up to his no-breakups-until-August contract. Aw crap! I was going to stop bringing up that rumor.
Well anyway, it's the end of an era. And to be honest, I'm going to miss Robsten. They were A LOT of fun. I never tired of tracking the ups and downs of their relationship, the stunning contradictions coming from all those tabloid sources. What will we do without paparazzi photos of Rob and Kristen looking glum together at the airport? I do not know. So let us look back and remember all happy contented times. I give you: The Robsten Memorial Slideshow.
Rob and Kristen Move In Together
August 2010: Rob and Kristen together rent a Bel-Air guesthouse that looks a lot like the Cullens' house.
Rob Forgives Kristen
Fall 2012: Phew! Just in time for the Breaking Dawn 2 Premierathon, Rob and Kristen reconcile. All is right with the world once again.
Rob Leaves for Australia
February 2013: Rob leaves to film The Rover in Australia. Kristen misses him so much she's reportedly wearing his underwear, as you do.
Rupert Wants Kristen Back
February 2013: Supposedly Rupert Sanders won't stop texting Kristen. Go home, Rupert, you're drunk.
Rob Bans Kristen From Australia
March 2013: Or are they? Rob heads down to Australia to film The Rover and bans Kristen from going there. Like, the whole continent. She has to stay home in LA. What does it meeeeean?
Kristen Stewart Rumored to Be Pregnant
March 2013: You know what this couple needs to bring them together? A baby, obviously! So let's all say Kristen is pregnant with Rob's baby, just for today.
Robert & Kristen Celebrate Kristen's Birthday
April 2013: He gave her a dog! And a pen! For her birthday!!! It's so real you guys, I know these two are gonna make it because nothing brings a couple closer together than dogs and pens.
Rob Gives Mad Face
Later April 2013: Oh, but then there's rumors that Kristen got into a car with a man who looks like Rupert while Rob was out of town, and he jets home with his mad face on. Rob has had it! Less than a month later, he blows off Kristen on his birthday ... and here we are. Sniff.